The Place Beyond the Pines (Derek Cianofrance 2012)

placebeyondthepinesand so anyway it turns out the best thing about The Place Beyond the Pines (2012) is that part way through they replace Ryan Gosling with Bradley Cooper, just so you know you can get up and leave and no one will mind…

Harry Brown (Daniel Barber 2009)

MV5BMTM5NjE2NzI2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDY0ODUyMw@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_and so anyway it turns out the best thing about Harry Brown (2009) is the bit when septuagenarian vigilante Michael Caine, pursuing some criminal yoof across a sarf London estate, has a sudden attack of emphysema and it suddenly becomes Breath Wish

Chaos (Tony Giglio 2005)

chaos2005posterand so anyway it turns out that the best thing about Chaos is the moment when Jason Statham takes it upon himself to use a word incorrectly in order not merely to correct the grammar of a woman he is questioning but also to demonstrate how annoying such unforced errors are by pointing out that ‘a double negative infers a positive’…