Category: Places
The legendary UFO landing ruts of Malta
At Dwejra.
So just the one lifeboat on this ferry then?
The altar in the temple of the ancient Maltese snail-worshipping cult
The absurdly large church in Xewkija seen over the dolmen of Ta’Cenc and…
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen through the dolmen of Ta’Cenc…
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen from the road above the Phoenician temple to Astarte on the cliffs at Tas Silg…
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen from Gigantija, the oldest free-standing building in the world, …
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen past a Bronze Age hilltop settlement…
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen from the Citadel at Rabat (aka Victoria)…
and the absurdly large church in Xewkija seen from a ferry leaving Gozo behind.
The absurdly large church in Xewkija, a village the size of a postage stamp, has the third largest (or highest, depending on your source) unsupported dome in the world.
Disgracing the Shaolin temple, Gozitan style
Those wacky Knights of Malta
When penis-shaped mushrooms were found on the island in the background – now known as Fungus Rock – they were promptly believed to have aphrodisiac powers. In order to control access to the island and its priapic gifts, those wacky Knights of Malta built the fort in the foreground. Looking back over their history, this is not the maddest thing they ever did, but this folly deserves to be remembered as the one time they got close to seeming delightful.
Malta is prepared!
For. Every. Single. Fucking. Imaginable. Contingency.
You know how hard it is to figure out where Army of Darkness is set?
Hell, I tell you, hell…
Night has fallen. Help has still not arrived.