and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about Ambulance (Michael Bay 2022) is not the hilarious overuse of drone cameras or the odd shot pretending to be in infrared that accidentally recapitulates something of Tony Scott’s much more interesting chaos cinema stylisations in Domino (2005) or the hilarious series of endings offering redemption to characters – rather, ‘characters’ – no one could possibly give a fuck about in slow motion so as to help to drag out the run time to almost twice the length of the Danish film Ambulacen (Laurits Munch-Petersen 2005) it’s based on – though that could partly because Los Angeles is a lot bigger than Copenhagen – no, the best thing about Ambulance is that is finally fucking over and, should I choose to continue to subject myself to Michael Bay films even though Nick is no longer my student working on Michael Bay films, it will be a few years until his next one (Robopocalypse, stuck in pre-production hell) rocks up to make me question my life choices….
Category: Uncategorized
Bullet Train (David Leitch 2022)
My top 23 films of 2022
This year, I have watched 332 films, 208 for the first time – and of those 208, my top 22 were…
No, wait, first some awards
Brownest film
Le daim/Deerskin (Quentin Dupieux 2019)
Best opening sequence containing bad dancing
Limbo (Ben Sharrock 2020)
Best dog
In joint first place Dog (Reid Carolin and Channing Tatum 2022) and Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016) – but definitely not Dog (Andrea Arnold 2010)


Best performance by Daniel Radcliffe
Swiss Army Man (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert 2016), as a farting corpse
Best accidental thematic double bill
Titane (Julia Ducournau 2021) and Trafic (Jacques Tati 1971)
Best (and most unexpected) appearance of a character based on Soviet sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)
Best (and most unexpected) scene of English schoolchildren being taught to sing ‘The Internationale’
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)
Best (and most expected) appearance of a Tawny Pipit
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)
Here’s my top 23 in roughly this order
Earwig (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2022)
Sambizanga (Sarah Maldoror 1972)
Flux Gourmet (Peter Strickland 2022)
Nope (Jordan Peele 2022)
Radio On (Chris Petit 1979)
X (Ti West 2022)
He qi dao/Hapkido (Feng Huanh 1972)
Bu san/Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Ming-liang Tsai 2003)
Chemi bebia/My Grandmother (Kote Mikaberidze 1929)
Stranger than Paradise (Jim Jarmusch 1984)
Xian si jue/Duel to the Death (Siu-Tung Ching 1983)
Old Joy (Kelly Reichardt 2006)
Un monde/Playground (Laura Wandel 2021)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinart 2022)
Lucky (John Carroll Lynch 2017)
Bacurau (Juliano Dornelles and Kleber Mendonça Filho 2019)
RRR (S.S. Rajamouli 2022)
Dolemite Is My Name (Craig Brewer 2019)
Dorosute no hare de bokura/Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (Junta Yamaguchi 2020)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson 2022)
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh 2022)
Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against the Eunuchs (Stuart Cooper 1974)
The Bad Batch (Ana Lily Amirpour 2016
And here is the full list:
The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (Jack Sher 1960)
4 mosche di velluto grigio/Four Flies on Grey Velvet (Dario Argento 1971)
6 donne per l’assassino/Blood and Black Lace (Mario Bava 1964)
2040 (Damon Gameau 2019)
The 355 (Simon Kinberg 2022)
20 Million Miles to Earth (Nathan Juran 1957)
Abaddon (Jesica Aran 2018)
The Adam Project (Shawn Levy 2022)
Advantageous (Jennifer Phang 2015)
Aelita (Yakov Protazanov 1924)
A.I. – Artificial Intelligence (Steven Spielberg 2001)
Aladdin (Ron Clements and John Musker 1992)
Aladdin (Guy Ritchie 2019)
Algoritmo/Algorithm (Thiago Foresti 2020)
Alien (Ridley Scott 1979)
Alien (Ridley Scott 1979)
All the Old Knives (Janus Metz Pedersen 2022)
Alone (John Hyams 2020)
American Evil (Georgina Lightning 2008)
Aniara (Pella Kågerman and Hugo Lilja 2018)
The Apartment (Billy Wilder 1960)
The Appointment (Lindsey C. Vickers 1981)
Arsenal (Aleksandr Dovzhenko 1929)
Avril et la monde truqué/April and the Extraordinary World (Christian Desmares and Franck Ekinci 2015))
Baby Face (Alfred E. Green 1931)
Bacurau (Juliano Dornelles and Kleber Mendonça Filho 2019)
The Bad Batch (Ana Lily Amirpour 2016)
Bait (Mark Jenkin 2019)
Bait (Mark Jenkin 2019)
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh 2022)
The Batman (Matt Reeves 2022)
Battletruck (Harley Cokeliss 1982)
Before I Hang (Nick Grinde 1940)
Be My Wife (Max Linder 1921)
The Big Combo (Joseph H. Lewis 1955)
The Bishop’s Wife (Henry Koster 1947)
Black Friday (Casey Tebo 2021)
Black Panther (Ryan Coogler 2018)
The Black Room (Roy William Neill 1935)
Blacula (William Crain 1972)
Blade Runner: The Final Cut (Ridley Scott 2007)
Blonde Crazy (Roy Del Ruth 1931)
Boiling Point (Philip Barantini 2021)
The Boogie Man Will Get You (Lew Landers 1942)
The Book of Life (Jorge R. Gutiérrez 2014)
Boss Level (Joe Carnahan 2020)
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (Sam Peckinpah 1974)
A Broken Fan (Before the Big Collapse) (Assaad Khoueiry 2022)
Bubba Ho-Tep (Don Coscarelli 2002)
Bu san/Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Ming-liang Tsai 2003)
CALL END (Hakima Benjamin 2022)
Cat People (Jacques Tourneur 1942)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond 2021)
The Challenge (John Frankenheimer 1982)
Chaos Walking (Doug Liman 2021)
Chemi bebia/My Grandmother (Kote Mikaberidze 1929)
Chibusa yo eien nare/Forever a Woman (Kinuyo Tanaka 1955)
Circle (Aaron Hann and Mario Miscione 2015)
Coco (Lee Unkrich and Adrian Molina 2017)
Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same (Madeleine Olnek 2011)
Come Dancing (Bill Douglas 1971)
The Contractor (Tarik Saleh 2022)
Cop Car (John Watts 2015)
Copshop (Joe Carnahan 2021)
Les Créatures (Agnès Varda 1965)
Creep (Patrick Brice 2014)
Crimes of the Future (David Cronenberg 2022)
Crumbs (Miguel Llansó 2015)
Cure (Kiyoshi Kurosawa 1997)
Le daim/Deerskin (Quentin Dupieux 2019)
Daleks – Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (Gordon Flemyng 1966)
The Dark Mirror (Robert Siodmak 1946)
Day Shift (J.J. Perry 2022)
Dead Slow Ahead (Mauro Herce 2015)
Dementia (John Parker and Bruno Ve Sota 1955)
Un dessert pour Constance/A Dessert for Constance (Sarah Maldoror 1981)
The Devil Commands (Edward Dmytryk 1941)
Diabolik (Mario Bava 1968)
Diabolik (Antonio and Marco Manetti 2021)
Ditadura Roxa/Purple Dictatorship (Matheus Moura 2020)
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (Sam Raimi 2022)
Dog (Andrea Arnold 2010)
Dog (Reid Carolin and Channing Tatum 2022)
Dolemite Is My Name (Craig Brewer 2019)
Don’t Breathe 2 (Rodo Sayagues 2021)
Don’t Look Up (Adam McKay 2021)
Dorosute no hare de bokura/Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (Junta Yamaguchi 2020)
Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder 1944)
Dr. Who and the Daleks (Gordon Flemyng 1965)
Dracula A.D. 1972 (Alan Gibson 1972)
The Driver (Walter Hill 1978)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam/The Man Who Saved the World/Turkish Star Wars (Çetin Inanç 1982)
Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (Fred F. Sears 1956)
Earwig (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2022)
En fin de conte/A Fairy Tale (Zoé Arène 2021)
Eternals (Chloé Zhao 2021)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinart 2022)
Evil Dead II (Sam Raimi 1987)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
Executive Decision (Stuart Baird 1996)
Extraction (Sam Hargrave 2020)
Fast and Furious 8 (F. Gary Gray 2017)
Fast and Furious: Hobbs and Shaw (David Leitch 2019)
Fast and Furious 9 (Justin Lin 2021)
A Field in England (Ben Wheatley 2013)
File Under Miscellaneous (Jeff Barnaby 2010)
Filmed in Supermarionation (Stephen La Rivière 2014)
Fire of Love (Sara Dosa 2022)
First Cow (Kelly Reichardt 2019)
First Men in the Moon (Nathan Juran 1964)
Flash Gordon (Mike Hodges 1980)
Flux Gourmet (Peter Strickland 2022)
Foo gwai lip che/Millionaire’s Express (Sammo Hung 1986)
Forbidden World (Allan Holzman 1982)
Force of Evil (Abraham Polonsky 1948)
Fractured (Brad Anderson 2019)
Freaky (Christopher Landon 2020)
Free Guy (Shawn Levy 2021)
A Free Soul (Clarence Brown 1931)
La frusta e il corpo/The Whip and the Body (Mario Bava 1963)
Fury (Fritz Lang 1936)
Gakusei romansu: Wakaki hi/Days of Youth (Yasujiro Ozu 1929)
Gesetze der Liebe/Laws of Love (Magnus Hirschfeld and Richard Oswald 1927)
Get on the Bus (Spike Lee 1995)
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (Jason Reitman 2021)
Giornata near per l’ariete/The Fifth Cord (Luigi Bazzoni 1971)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson 2022)
The Golden Age (Hannah Hamalian 2021)
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (Gordon Hessler 1973)
Gonawindua (Giuliano Cavalli and Jorge Mario Suárez 2011)
The Gray Man (Anthony and Joe Russo 2022)
The Guilty (Antoine Fuqua 2021)
Halloween Kills (David Gordon Green 2021)
The Harder They Fall (Jeymes Samuel 2021)
Harold and Maude (Hal Ashby 1971)
He qi dao/Hapkido (Feng Huanh 1972)
Here Comes Mr. Jordan (Alexander Hall 1941)
High Noon (Fred Zinnemann 1952)
The Hill (Sidney Lumet 1965)
His House (Remi Weekes 2020)
His Wooden Wedding (Leo McCarey 1925)
Holy Motors (Leos Carax 2012)
Hoverboard (Sydney Freeland 2012)
El hoyo/The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia 2019)
Hrútar/Rams (Grímur Hákonarson 2015)
Ice (Robert Kramer 1970)
Ichimei/Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (Takashi Miike 2011)
Idi I smotri/Come and See (Elem Klimov 1985)
Infinite (Antoine Fuqua 2021)
Innocence (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2004)
In the Earth (Ben Wheatley 2021)
Invasão Espacial/Space Invasion (Thiago Foresti 2019)
It Came from Beneath the Sea (Robert Gordon 1955)
I Walked with a Zombie (Jacques Tourneur 1943)
Jason and the Argonauts (Don Chaffey 1963)
Jennifer’s Body (Karyn Kusama 2009)
Jewel Robbery (William Dieterle 1932)
Jingle All the Way (Brian Levant 1996)
Jiu xian shi ba die/World of the Drunken Master (Joseph Kuo 1979)
Jodorowsky’s Dune (Frank Pavitch 2013)
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (Brad Peyton 2012)
Jue quan/Seven Grandmasters (Joseph Kuo 1977)
Jupiter holdja/Jupiter’s Moon (Kornél Mundruczó 2017)
Kajillionaire (Miranda July 2020)
Kajillionaire (Miranda July 2020)
Kaleidoscope (Rupert Jones 2016)
Killer’s Kiss (Stanley Kubrick 1955)
Killing Them Softly (Andrew Dominik 2012)
Kimi no na wa/Your Name (Makoto Shinkai 2016)
King Kong (Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack 1933)
The King’s Man (Matthew Vaughn 2021)
Kona fer í stríð/Woman at War (Benedikt Erlingsson 2018)
Kozure Ôkami: Ko wo kasha ude kasha tsukamatsuru/Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (Kenji Misumi 1972)
Lamb (Valdimar Jóhannsson 2021)
Last Night in Soho (Edgar Wright 2021)
Let Us Be Seen (Elspeth Vischer 2022)
Limbo (Ben Sharrock 2020)
Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against the Eunuchs (Stuart Cooper 1974)
Liu lang di qiu/The Wandering Earth (Frant Gwo 2019)
Locked In (Our Lockdown Stories) (William Powers, Lucy Groenewoud and Amy Browne 2022)
Lola Montes (Max Ophuls 1955)
Looper (Rian Johnson 2012)
The Lost City (Aaron and Adam Nee 2022)
Lou (Anna Foerster 2022)
The Lovely Bones (Peter Jackson 2009)
Lucky (John Carroll Lynch 2017)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (George Miller 1981)
Malignant (James Wan 2021)
Mandy (Panos Cosmatos 2018)
The Man from Toronto (Patrick Hughes 2022)
The Man They Could Not Hang (Nick Grinde 1939)
The Man with Nine Lives (Nick Grinde 1940)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marte: Loga/LOGA – Mars Projections (Jane de Almeida 2021)
Marte: Loga/LOGA – Mars Projections (Jane de Almeida 2021)
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Peter Weir 2003)
Matango/Attack of the Mushroom People (Ishirô Honda 1963)
The Matrix Resurrections (Lana Wachowski 2021)
Max Wants a Divorce (Max Linder 1917)
Mayhem (Joe Lynch 2017)
Meek’s Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt 2010)
Meek’s Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt 2010)
Men (Alex Garland 2022)
Mi quan san shi liu shao/The 36 Deadly Styles (Joseph Kuo 1979)
The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek (Preston Sturges 1944)
Missão Berço Esplêndido/Mission Splendid Cradle (Joel Caetano 2021)
Un monde/Playground (Laura Wandel 2021)
Moonfall (Roland Emmerich 2022)
Morgan (Luke Scott 2016)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (Brian Henson 1992)
My Childhood (Bill Douglas 1972)
My Ain Folk (Bill Douglas 1973)
Mysterious Island (Cy Endfield 1961)
My Way Home (Bill Douglas 1978)
Nectar (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2014)
Neptune Frost (Anisia Uzeyman and Saul Williams 2021)
Nightmare Alley (Guillermo del Toro 2021)
Night of the Eagle (Sidney Hayers 1962)
No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Coen 2007)
Nope (Jordan Peele 2022)
The Northman (Robert Eggers 2021)
Nuevo Rico (Kristian Mercado 2021)
O Brother, Where Art Thou (Joel and Ethan Coen 2000)
Okja (Bong Joon Ho 2017)
Old Joy (Kelly Reichardt 2006)
One Night in Miami… (Regina King 2020)
The Outfit (Graham Moore 2022)
The Pajama Game (George Abbott and Stanley Donen 1957)
Pariah (Dee Rees 2011)
Paris Blues (Martin Ritt 1961)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016)
The Path Without End (Elizabeth LaPensée 2011)
Petit Maman (Céline Sciamma 2021)
Pet Sematary (Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer 2019)
Phantom Thread (Paul Thomas Anderson 2017)
Phase II (Kelly L. Sears 2022)
Pillow Talk (Michael Gordon 1959)
Pin Cushion (Deborah Haywood 2017)
Playtime (Jacques Tati 1967)
Pleins feux sur l’assassin/Spotlight on a Murderer (Georges Franju 1961)
Poetic Justice (John Singleton 1993)
Point Break (Kathryn Bigelow 1991)
Poltergeist (Tobe Hooper 1982)
Possessor (Brandon Cronenberg 2020)
Princess Tam Tam (Edmond T. Gréville 1935)
The Proposal (Anne Fletcher 2009)
The Purge (James DeMonaco 2013)
Queen & Slim (Melina Matsoukas 2019)
Radio On (Chris Petit 1979)
Random Acts of Violence (Jay Baruchel 2019)
The Reckless Moment (Max Ophuls 1949)
Red-Headed Woman (Jack Conway 1932)
Red Notice (Rawson Marshall Thurber 2021)
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (Johannes Roberts 2021)
Robin Hood (Ridley Scott 2010)
Roman Holiday (William Wyler 1953)
RRR (S.S. Rajamouli 2022)
Ryojin nikki/The Hunter’s Diary (Kô Nakahira 1964)
Sambizanga (Sarah Maldoror 1972)
Scary Places/Shapes and Places (Pamela Falkenberg and Jack Cochran 2020)
Secret Beyond the Door (Fritz Lang 1947)
See Us Come Together (Alyssa Suico 2022)
Seungriho/Space Sweepers (Sung-hee Jo 2021)
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (Nathan Juran 1958)
Shao Lin Si shi ba tong ren/The 18 Bronzeman (Joseph Kuo 1976)
Shao Lin xiao zi/The Shaolin Kids (Joseph Kuo 1975)
Sharpe’s Company (Tom Clegg 1994)
Sharpe’s Honour (Tom Clegg 1994)
Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright 2004)
Shelley (Ali Abbasi 2016)
Sherlock Holmes (Albert Parker 1922)
Sherlock Jr. (Buster Keaton 1924)
Shi fu chu ma/The Old Master (Joseph Kuo 1979)
Shock (Mario Bava 1977)
Showgirls (Paul Verhoeven 1995)
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (Sam Wanamaker 1977)
Singin’ in the Rain (Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly 1952)
Smokey and the Bandit (Hal Needham 1977)
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (Robert Schwentke 2021)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (Jon Watts 2021)
Stranger than Paradise (Jim Jarmusch 1984)
The Suicide Squad (James Gunn 2021)
Swiss Army Man (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert 2016)
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)
Tayne pechati drakona/The Iron Mask (Oleg Stepchenko 2019)
Tenebrae (Dario Argento 1982)
Terminal (Vaughn Stein 2018)
A Terrible Beauty (Iram Ghufran 2022)
A Terrible Beauty (Iram Ghufran 2022)
Terrore nello Spazio/Planet of the Vampires (Mario Bava 1965)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (David Blue Garcia 2022)
They Live (John Carpenter 1988)
The Thief of Bagdad (Raoul Walsh 1924)
Thor: Love and Thunder (Taika Waititi 2022)
Tie zhang xuan feng tui/Lady Whirlwind (Feng Huang1972)
Titane (Julia Ducournau 2021)
Trafic (Jacques Tati 1971)
Tremors (Ron Underwood 1990)
Troll (Roar Uthuag 2022)
Twin Town (Kevin Allen 1997)
The Twonky (Arch Oboler 1953)
Uchûjin Tôkyô ni arawaru/Warning from Space (Kôji Shima 1956)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Tom Gormican 2022)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Tom Gormican 2022)
Uncharted (Ruben Fleischer 2022)
Uncle Buck (John Hughes 1989)
Upstream Color (Shane Carruth 2013)
Us (Jordan Peele 2019)
Valhalla Rising (Nicolas Winding Refn 2009)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (Andy Serkis 2021)
Vuelven/Tigers Are Not Afraid (Issa López 2017)
Warui yatsu hodo yoku menuru/The Bad Sleep Well (Akira Kurosawa 1960)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (Nabwana I.G.G. 2010)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (Nabwana I.G.G. 2010)
The Woman in the Window (Joe Wright 2021)
Work It Class! (Pol Diggler 2021)
X (Ti West 2022)
Xian si jue/Duel to the Death (Siu-Tung Ching 1983)
Xing xing wang/The Mighty Peking Man (Meng-Hua Ho 1977)
Xiu chun dao/Brotherhood of BladeYang Lu 2014)
Yi dai jian wang/The Swordsman of All Swordsmen (Joseph Kuo 1968)
Yip Man ngoi zn: Cheung Tin Cheu/Master Z: The Ip Man Legacy (Woo-Ping Yuen 2018)
You Don’t Nomi (Jeffrey McHale 2019)
Zack Snyder’s Justice League (Zack Snyder 2021)
Zola (Janicza Bravo 2020)
Zvenigora (Alexander Dovzhenko 192
Random Murderbot reflection by jaded British academic
I love the way Martha Wells promptly switched to titling the Murderbot series like late 80s/early 90s erotic thrillers: an Adjective Noun combination that bears a tangential but potentially evocative relationship to the contents of the story (Artificial Condition, Rogue Protocol, Exit Strategy, Network Effect, Fugitive Telemetry). Next up I want to see
Special Measures. In which Murderbot is contracted to take over running an inner city school that failed its OFSTED inspection.
Research Excellence. In which Murderbot is contracted to waste vast sums of public money to ensure research funding is primarily distributed to the already-wealthiest universities.
Reasonable Adjustment. In which Murderbot is contracted to replace absurdly complex legacy systems for deadline extensions for students with SpLDs and other ongoing issues.
Peer Review. In which Murderbot is contracted to assess the contribution made to human happiness by Reviewer 2.
The stuff what I done in 2022
2022 was my first year as a professor and/but was mostly spent trying to buy and move into a new house.
It took a mere seven months from making the offer to getting the keys, and most of an eighth month before I was finally fully moved in. Probably the lowest, yet also most typical, point of this terrible process was when the deal fell through, and we thought fuck it, we’ll go away for a week’s holiday in Devon to regroup before picking up the pieces. I caught Covid on the train down there; got the all-clear on the morning we had to get the train back.
Still, we now live – surrounded by 150+ boxes of books and DVDs, which will remain unpacked while we have some pretty major conversion work done – in Wales.
Just barely in Wales.
As in, by the first train station, in one of the villages built to house workers digging the Severn Tunnel.
It is a marginally quicker commute to work in north Bristol than it was from my old home in south Bristol. I just have to get used to being reliant on a train or two (rather than multiple buses) per hour.
And to there being almost nothing in way of emergency grocery/wine suppliers en route home.
And to having to leave fun nights out in Bristol earlier than everyone else in order to get the last train back.
Otherwise, the first half of the year was pretty much taken up with promotional work for and spin-offs from The Anthropocene Unconscious: Climate Catastrophe Culture, including:
- ‘Can the Novel Capture the Climate Crisis’ interview for the Economy, Land and Climate podcast (7 January 2022)
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Shuggie Bain’, Los Angeles Review of Books (8 January 2022)
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious: A Conversation with Mark Bould’, CoFutures/Oslo School of Environmental Humanities/University of Oslo, 21 January 2022
- ‘Environmental Humanities: Anthropocene Unconscious’ interview for Moveable Type podcast (June 2022)
- ‘Perturbations of a Planet in Peril: Utopian Interventions in Biodiversity and Climate Breakdown’ plenary panel with Heather Alberro and Richard Seymour, Utopian Studies Society Conference, Brighton 13–15 July 2022
I’ve also given three very different versions of this related paper:
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Suburban Science Fiction’, Once and Future Fantasies, University of Glasgow, 13–17 July 2022
- ‘Climate Change in Suburban Science Fiction’, The Future: To Whom Will It Belong? Scientific Film and Science Fiction, Universidade Estadual de Campinas, Brazil, 17 November 2022
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Suburban Science Fiction’, Literary and Visual Landscape seminar series, University of Bristol, 23 November 2022)
which is forthcoming as ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Suburban SF’ in Ania Malinowska, ed., Anthropocenes: Reworking the Wound (Intellect 2023?)
and one profoundly curtailed version of this related paper:
- ‘Cli-fi/Sci-fi Cinema: Some Tendencies’, FilmeCiência: IV Festival de Filmes Científicos, Banco do Brasil Cinema Cultural Center, São Paolo, Brazil, 16 November 2022
I’d already cut it to the bone, and then at the last moment discovered the live simultaneous translation was actually live sequential translation, so while Alfredo was bravely making sense of what I was saying and turning it into Portuguese, I was busy editing each next paragraph down into a digestible sentence or two. I like to think no one noticed. (Everyone did.) It is forthcoming as ‘Cli-Fi’ in J.P. Telotte, ed., The Oxford Handbook of New Science Fiction Cinemas (Oxford UP, 2023?).
And the Italian translation of The Anthropocene Unconscious came out, courtesy of the smart, lovely and helpfully bilingual Marta Olivi.
The only completely new things I managed to write this year were a reminiscence/ article:
- ‘ghetto jazz mumbo jumbo’, Foundation: The International Journal of Science Fiction 51.2 (2022): 33–40.
and the first postscript I’ve ever been asked to contribute to an edited collection (in which I seize the opportunity to make elaborate connections between Captain Scarlet and Walter Benjamin’s ninth thesis on the philosophy of history):
- ‘Postscript: Screening Futures: From Scarlet to Ebon’ in Joel Hawkes, ed., American Science Fiction Television and the (Re)configuration of Space, 1987-2021 (Palgrave Macmillan 2023?)
and a book review which, despite the urgent tone with which it was commissioned, has still not appeared:
- ‘Joshua Schuster and Derek Woods, Calamity Theory: Three Critiques of Existential Risk’, American Literary History Review
and all but the last two boring leftover bits for Mark Bould and Steven Shaviro, eds, This is Not a Science Fiction Textbook (Goldsmith Press/MIT Press 2023?), the manuscript of which will finally be submitted early in January.
I also got to do two live on-stage interviews with directors after screenings of their films.
Hanging out with Lucile Hadzihalilovic (the only-slightly-bemused recipient of a copy of The Anthropocene Unconscious, the cover image of which comes from her film Evolution) and then discussing Earwig with her and a properly and appropriately stunned audience (Watershed, Bristol 11 June 2022) was a real lift in the middle of our house-buying ordeal:
MB (naïvely): Will you ever let your audience see the sky in one of your films?
LH (deadpan): Of course you can’t see the sky, because then you could breathe…
Jane de Almeida, director of Loga, Marte, was rather less terrifying – and also one of our fabulous hosts at FilmeCiência: IV Festival de Filmes Científicos, Banco do Brasil Cinema Cultural Center, São Paolo, Brazil (November 2022)
Also, in Brazil, I was part of a plenary panel
- ‘Science, Science Education, Scientific Film and Science Fiction Cinema in Times of Pandemic and the Extreme Right’ with Oliver Gaycken and Alfredo Suppia, The Future: To Whom Will It Belong? Scientific Film and Science Fiction, Universidade Estadual de Campinas, Brazil, 17 November 2022
Other public events:
- ‘SF and Utopian Art as a Model for the Future’, a public talk at Bristol Transformed Festival, Malcolm X Centre, Bristol 15 May 2022
- introducing Ridley Scott’s Alien for Horror Without End, the Lansdown, Bristol 5 July 2022
- banging on about Crimes of the Future with Nick Chandler for it-will-feel-like-hours on Reel Talk
- introducing Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner: The Final Cut for Film Noir UK, Curzon Cinema & Arts, Clevedon 9 September 2022 (although I was not actually there in person since we were birthday partying in London with China)
I also joined the advisory editorial board of the soon-to-launch journal The Incredible Nineteenth Century: Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Fairy Tale, and examined a pair of rather tasty PhDs
- Iram Ghufran, Situating Documentary Film in a Speculative Future: An Exploration in Multi-Species Entanglements (University of Westminster 2022)
- Guangzhao Lyu, The Boom and the Boom: Historical Rupture and Political Economy in Contemporary Chinese and British Science Fiction (University College London 2022)
Oh, and I had a couple of quite serious seizure-like events (March, September) and then a really serious one (December) which left me spasming unconscious in the street. Doctors are now considering whether it is not in fact a neurological problem (i.e., not technically seizures) but a cardiological one.
As in, sometimes, for unknown reasons, my heart just stops beating.
And then, after a while and for equally unknown reasons, starts up again. (So far.)
I’ll be having a subcutaneous heart monitor inserted some time in the new year.

The stuff what I done in 2021
I changed my email signature from Reader to Professor. Heartfelt thanks to all the friends, comrades, collaborators and colleagues for all they’ve done over the last couple of decades to make that possible.

And I published The Anthropocene Unconscious: Climate Catastrophe Culture. It has been really odd to be published ‘trade’ rather than ‘academic’, and by a press who seem to actually want to sell copies – which has involved:
- doing publicity across all my socials (both of them)
- already being reviewed, including a couple before actual publication, rather than waiting a year or two or more (Times Higher, The Arts Desk, New Statesman, The Independent, ELCI, The Los Angeles Review of Books, It’s Freezing in LA)
- a pre-publication extract (courtesy of Boston Review)
- having an actual book launch (at Book Haus in Bristol, with the support of Bristol Ideas and UWE’s Digital Culture Research Centre)
- publishing tie-in pieces: ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Some Alien Invasions‘ and ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Shuggie Bain‘
- recording a podcast for ELCI (Economy, Land and Climate Insight)
- and doing public events:
- a panel at Edinburgh Radical Book Fair, with Harry Josephine Giles, author of Deep Wheel Orcadia: A Novel and Jessica Gaitán Johannesson, author of How We Are Translated: A Novel
- ‘What is the Anthropocene Unconscious?’, Visual and Materials Culture Research Group, Northumbria University, 15 December 2021
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious of Zombies and Flying Sharks’, School of Critical Studies/ Centre for Fantasy and the Fantastic, University of Glasgow, 24 November 2021
- ‘The Anthropocene Unconscious: Climate Catastrophe Culture’, Centre for Research into Philosophy, Literature and the Arts, University of Warwick, 26 January 2021
I also published two books chapters:
‘Speculative Fiction’, in Joshua L. Miller, ed., The Cambridge Companion to 21st Century American Fiction (Cambridge UP 2021), 63–78
‘Flicks! Flicks! I Love You!’ in Melanie Kelly, ed. Opening Up the Magic Box: Friese-Greene and Reflections on Film (Bristol Ideas 2021), 86–89 – also hear me read it on soundcloud
delivered one conference paper:
‘For an Imperfect Science Fiction’, Science Fiction Research Association 2021: The Future as/of Inequality, Seneca College, Toronto, Canada 18–21 June 2021
joined two advisory boards:
University of Minnesota Press’s Mass Markets: Studies in Franchise Cultures series
Film Noir UK
introduced two film screenings:
Prano Bailey-Bond’s Censor for The Roses Theatre, Tewkesbury, 31 October 2021
Ozu Yasujiro’s Hijosen no onna/Dragnet Girl for Southwest Silents/BFI/Arnolfini, the Arnolfini, Bristol 30 October 2021
examined three rather tasty PhDs:
Päivi Väätänen, Rhetorical Narratology and the Politics of Identity in Afrofuturist Fiction, (University of Helsinki)
David Hartley, The Fantastic Autistic (University of Manchester)
Joshua Bulleid, Vegetarianism and Science Fiction (Monash University)
with Stacey Abbott and Craig Ian Mann co-founded the British Association of Film, Television and Screen Studies’ Science Fiction and Fantasy special interest group – find us on Facebook and Twitter
and, thanks to Peter Wright, wrote some ancillary content for a Crooked Dice game – two fake reminiscences by made-up filmmakers to be included with the remastered blu-rays of two non-existent films, Conquest of the Dinosaurs (1973) and Bullet for a Dinosaur (1975).
My top 30 films of 2021
This year I watched 305 movies, 185 of them for the first time – and of those, here are my top 30. But first, some random awards:
Best film about a hat
Tie between Ikiru (Kurosawa 1952) and Miller’s Crossing (Coen brothers 1990)
Best Liam Neeson film that doesn’t actually have Liam Neeson in it and refuses to be a Liam Neeson film in other ways, too
Tie between Riders of Justice (Jensen 2020) and Pig (Sarnoski 2021)
Most unexpected tear-jerker
Gamera the Brave (Tasaki 2005)
Sandiest film
Dune, part one (Villeneuve 2021)
Best line stolen from Black Dynamite
Dune, part one (Villeneuve 2021) ‘I am smiling’
Most gratuitous and interminable use of slow motion
Dune, part one (Villeneuve 2021)
Highest sound and fury to signifying nothing ratio
Dune, part one (Villeneuve 2021), which is quite an achievement in a year in which I also saw Tenet and Shutter Island.
Oddest film suggested by a student
The Greasy Strangler (Hosking 2016)
Best film set inside a volcano
Skyfire (West 2019)
Worst film set inside a volcano
Skyfire (West 2019)
Best film about zombie sushi
Deddo sushi/Dead Sushi (Iguchi 2012)
Worst return to horror by a British director who made his name directing horror
Tie between The Banishing (Smith 2020) and The Reckoning (Marshall 2020)
Best performance by a CGI pirate cat chef
Monster Hunter (Anderson 2020)
Most unexpected appearance of the skulltopus
Zhong guo chao ren/The Super Infra-Man (Hua 1975)


My top 30
Adams æbler/Adam’s Apples (Anders Thomas Jensen 2005)
Le bonheur (Agnès Varda 1965)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond 2021)
Chiisaki yûsha-tachi: Gamera/Gamera the Brave (Tasaki Ryuta 2005)
Dare mo shiranai/Nobody Knows (Koreeda Hirokazu 2004)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Edvard Munch (Peter Watkins 1974)
Le fantôme du Moulin Rouge/The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge (Rene Clair 1925)
Gospodjica Mendi/Miss Mend, parts one, two and three (Boris Barnet and Fyodor Otsep 1926)
The Greasy Strangler (Jim Hosking 2016)
Harlan County U.S.A. (Barbara Kopple 1976)
Héraðið/The County (Grímur Hákonarson 2019)
Ikiru (Akira Kurosawa 1952)
In the Earth (Ben Wheatley 2021)
Jazz on a Summer’s Day (Bert Stern 1959)
Judas and the Black Messiah (Shaka King 2021)
Napoleon (Abel Gance 1927)
The Nightingale (Jennifer Kent 2018)
Pig (Michael Sarnoski 2021)
Pokot/Spoor (Agnieszka Holland 2017)
Possessor (Brandon Cronenberg 2020)
Relic (Natalie Erika James 2020)
Retfaerdighedens ryttere/Riders of Justice (Anders Thomas Jensen 2020)
Saint Maud (Rose Glass 2019)
Sátántangó (Béla Tarr 1994)
The Story of a Three Day Pass (Melvin Van Peebles 1967)
Summer of Soul (…or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) (Ahmir ‘Questlove’ Thompson 2021)
Ums tägliche Brot/Hunger in Waldenburg (Phil Jutzi 1929)
Varieté (E.A. Dupont 1925)
Zhong guo chao ren/The Super Infra-Man (Shan Hua 1975)
And for anyone interested, here’s the full list of 305
2.0 (Shankar 2018)
8½ (Federico Fellini 1963)
1917 (Sam Mendes 2019)
2040 (Damon Gameau 2019)
Adams æbler/Adam’s Apples (Anders Thomas Jensen 2005)
Adaptation. (Spike Jonze 2002)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (Robert Rodriguez 2005)
Agatha and the Midnight Murders (Joe Stephenson 2020)
Ahiru to kamo no koinrokkâ/The Foreign Duck, the Native Duck and God in a Coin Locker (Nakamura Yoshihiro 2007)
All Cheerleaders Die (Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson 2013)
Anonymous (Roland Emmerich 2011)
Antebellum (Gerard Bush and Christopher Renz 2020)
L’argent (Robert Bresson 1983)
Aruitemo auritemo/Still Walking (Koreeda Hirokazu 2006)
The Astronaut Farmer (Michael Polish 2006)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Jay Roach 1997)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Jay Roach 1999)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (Jay Roach 2002)
Ava (Tate Taylor 2020)
Badge 373 (Howard W. Koch 1973)
Bait (Mark Jenkins 2019)
Bait (Mark Jenkins 2019)
The Banishing (Christopher Smith 2020)
Ban wo chuang tian ya/Wild Search (Ringo Lam 1989)
Before I Go To Sleep (Rowan Joffe 2014)
De behandeling/The Treatment (Hans Herbots 2014)
Belly (Hype Williams 1998)
Be Natural: The Untold Story of Alice Guy Blaché (Pamela B. Green 2018)
The Big Clock (John Farrow 1948)
The Big Heat (Fritz Lang 1953)
The Big Sleep (Howard Hawks 1946)
Bill & Ted Face the Music (Dean Parisot 2020)
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (Dario Argento 1970)
Black Dynamite (Scott Sanders 2009)
BlacKkKlansman (Spike Lee 2018)
Black Widow (Cate Shortland 2021)
Blood for Dracula (Paul Morrisey 1974)
Blue Collar (Paul Schrader 1978)
Boesman and Lena (John Berry 2000)
Le bonheur (Agnès Varda 1965)
Bonnie and Clyde (Arthur Penn 1967)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Awakening (Daniel Haller 1979)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Planet of the Slave Girls (Michael Caffey 1979)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Time of the Hawk (Vincent McEveety 1981)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Journey to Oasis (Daniel Haller 1981)
Candyman (Bernard Rose 1992)
Candyman (Nia DaCosta 2021)
Car Wash (Michael Schulz 1976)
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Richard Brooks 1958)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond 2021)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond 2021)
Chak De! India (Shimit Amin 2007)
The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (Fred Schepisi 1978)
Chelovek s kino-apparatom/Man with a Movie Camera (Dziga Vertov 1929)
Chiisaki yûsha-tachi: Gamera/Gamera the Brave (Tasaki Ryuta 2005)
Child’s Play (Lars Klevberg 2019)
The Comedy of Terrors (Jacques Tourneur 1963)
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (Watanabe Shin’ichirô, Okamura Tensai, Okiura Hiroyuki 2001)
Crimson Peak (Guillermo del Toro 2015)
Cypher (Vincenzo Natali 2002)
Cyrano de Bergerac (Augusto Genina 1925)
Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150AD (Gordon Flemyng 1966)
Dare mo shiranai/Nobody Knows (Koreeda Hirokazu 2004)
The Dark (Justin P. Lange 2018)
Dead of Night (Cavalcanti, Crichton and Dearden 1945)
Death of Me (Darren Lynn Bousman 2020)
The Death of Stalin (Armando Iannucci 2017)
Deathtrap (Sidney Lumet 1982)
Death Was a Passenger (Theodore Zichy 1958)
Deddo sushi/Dead Sushi (Iguchi Noboru 2012)
Doctor Sleep (Mike Flanagan 2019)
Doctor Who and the Daleks (Gordon Flemyng 1965)
Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder 1944)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Duck Soup (Leo McCarey 1933)
Dune, part one (Denis Villeneuve 2021)
The Eagle (Clarence Brown 1925)
Eastern Promises (David Cronenberg 2007)
Edvard Munch (Peter Watkins 1974)
The Errand (Nigel Finch 1980)
Equilibrium (Kurt Wimmer 2002)
Event Horizon (Paul W.S. Anderson 1997)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
F9 (Justin Lin 2021)
F9 (Justin Lin 2021)
Fah talai jone/Tears of the Black Tiger (Wisit Sasanatieng 2000)
Fanny och Alexander/Fanny and Alexander (Ingmar Bergman 1982)
Fantastic 4 (Josh Trank 2015)
Le fantôme du Moulin Rouge/The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge (Rene Clair 1925)
Fargo (Joel and Ethan Coen 1996)
Fast Five (Justin Lin 2011)
Fighting With My Family (Stephen Merchant 2019)
Fish Tank (Andrea Arnold 2009)
Forbidden Planet (Fred M. Wilcox 1956)
The Forever Purge (Everardo Gout 2021)
Friday (F. Gary Gray 1995)
Fukkatsu no hi/Virus (Fukasaku Kinji 1980)
Gamera 2: Region shurai/Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion (Kaneko Shûsuke 1996)
Gamera 3: Jashin Kakusei/Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (Kaneko Shûsuke 1999)
Gamera daikaijû kuchu kessen/Gamera: Guardian of the Universe (Kaneko Shûsuke 1995)
Gamera tai Daimaju Jaiga/Gamera vs. Jiger (Noriaki Yuasa 1970)
Gamera tai kaijû Jigura/Gamera vs. Zigra (Noriaki Yuasa 1971)
Gemini Man (Ang Lee 2019)
The General (Clyde Bruckman and Buster Keaton 1926)
Gertrud (Carl Theodor Dryer 1964)
Get Out (Jordan Peele 2017)
Gilda (Charles Vidor 2946)
Gisaengchung/Parasite (Bong Joon Ho 2019)
The Glass Shield Charles Burnett 1994)
Godzilla vs. Kong (Adam Wingard 2021)
Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela/RamLeela (Sanjay Leela Bhansali 2013)
Gospodjica Mendi/Miss Mend, part one (Boris Barnet and Fyodor Otsep 1926)
Gospodjica Mendi/Miss Mend, part two (Boris Barnet and Fyodor Otsep 1926)
Gospodjica Mendi/Miss Mend, part three (Boris Barnet and Fyodor Otsep 1926)
The Graduate (Mike Nichols 1967)
The Greasy Strangler (Jim Hosking 2016)
Greenland (Ric Roman Waugh 2020)
The Green Mile (Frank Darabont 1999)
The Green Knight (David Lowery 2021)
Guan yun chang/The Lost Bladesman (Felix Chong and Alan Mak 2011)
Harlan County U.S.A. (Barbara Kopple 1976)
Harriet (Kasi Lemmons 2017)
The Hate U Give (George Tillman Jr 2018)
Hell and High Water (Sam Fuller 1954)
Héraðið/The County (Grímur Hákonarson 2019)
Her Private Hell (Norman J. Warren 1968)
Hijôsen no onna/Dragnet Girl (Ozu Yaujirô 1933)
Hijôsen no onna/Dragnet Girl (Ozu Yaujirô 1933)
The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Patrick Hughes 2017)
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (Patrick Hughes 2021)
Honogurai mizu no soko kara/Dark Water (Nakato Hideo 2002)
Hotel Artemis (Drew Pearce 2018)
Hot Fuzz (Edgar Wright 2007)
House of Bamboo (Sam Fuller 1955)
Ich seh, Ich seh/Goodnight Mommy (Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz 2014)
Ikiru (Akira Kurosawa 1952)
Inferno (Roy Ward Baker 1953)
Inside Out (Pete Docter and Ronnie Del Carmen 2015)
In the Earth (Ben Wheatley 2021)
In the Earth (Ben Wheatley 2021)
Invasión (Hugo Santiago 1969)
Ip Man: Kung Fu Master (Liming Li 2019)
It’s Love Again (Victor Saville 1936)
Jazz on a Summer’s Day (Bert Stern 1959)
Ji qi xia/Metallic Attraction: Kung Fu Cyborg (Jeffrey Lau 2009)
Jiu Jitsu (Dimitri Logothetis 2020)
Judas and the Black Messiah (Shaka King 2021)
Judas and the Black Messiah (Shaka King 2021)
Judas and the Black Messiah (Shaka King 2021)
Jungle Cruise (Jaume Vollet-Serra 2021)
The Killing (Stanley Kubrick 1956)
Kings (Deniz Gamze Ergüven 2017)
Kozure Ôkami: ko wo kasha ude kasha tsukamatsuru/Sword of Vengeance (Kenji Misumi 1972)
The Lake (Lindsey C. Vickers 1978)
The Last Winter (Larry Fessenden 2006)
Letter from an Unknown Woman (Max Ophuls 1948)
Der letzte Mann/The Last Laugh (F.W. Murnau 1924)
Lock Your Door (Anthony Gilkinson 1949)
Maciste Alpino (Giovanni Pastrone 1916)
Mad Max: Fury Road (George Miller 2015)
Madonna of the Seven Moons (Arthur Crabtree 1945)
Mænd & Høns/Men and Chicken (Anders Thomas Jensen 2015)
The Maltese Falcon (John Huston 1941)
The Maltese Falcon (John Huston 1941)
A Man Called Adam (Leo Penn 1966)
The Man Who Haunted Himself (Basil Dearden 1970)
Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom (George C. Wolf 2020)
Marathon Man (John Schlesinger 1976)
Marjorie Prime (Michael Almereyda 2017)
Marjorie Prime (Michael Almereyda 2017)
The Masque of the Red Death (Roger Corman 1964)
May (Lucky McKee 2002)
Me and You and Everyone We Know (Miranda July 2005)
Miller’s Crossing (Joel and Ethan Coen 1990)
Minari (Lee Isaac Chung 2020)
Mongol (Sergei Bodrov 2007)
Monster Hunter (Paul W.S. Anderson 2020)
The More the Merrier (George Stevens 1943)
Mother! (Darren Aronofsky 2017)
Ms. Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries: Seasoned Murder (Fiona Banks 2019)
The Naked Kiss (Sam Fuller 1964)
Napoleon (Abel Gance 1927)
The Nightingale (Jennifer Kent 2018)
Nine to Five (Colin Higgins 1980)
Nobody (Ilya Naishuller 2021)
Nomadland (Chloé Zhao 2020)
No Place Like Home (Perry Henzell 1973)
No Time to Die (Cary Joji Fukunaga 2021)
Okja (Bong Joon Ho 2017)
Once A Jolly Swagman (Jack Lee 1948)
The One (James Wong 2001)
Only God Forgives (Nicolas Winding Refn 2013)
Overdrive (Antonio Negret 2017)
Pâfekuto burû/Perfect Blue (Satoshi Kon 1997)
Persona (Ingmar Bergman 1966)
Per un pugno di dollari/A Fistful of Dollars (Sergio Leone 1964)
Phantom Thread (Paul Thomas Anderson 2017)
Pig (Michael Sarnoski 2021)
Pillow Talk (Michael Gordon 1959)
La Pointe Courte (Agnès Varda 1955)
Pokot/Spoor (Agnieszka Holland 2017)
Portrait de la jeune fils en feu/Portrait of a Lady On Fire (Céline Sciamma 2019)
Portrait of a Matador (Theodore Zichy 1958)
Possessor (Brandon Cronenberg 2020)
Potiche (François Ozon 2010)
Pressure Point (Hubert Cornfield and Stanley Kramer 1962)
Prisoners (Denis Villeneuve 2013)
Promising Young Woman (Emerald Fennell 2020)
Prophecy (John Frankenheimer 1979)
Quién sabe?/A Bullet for the General (Damiano Damiani 1967)
A Quiet Place (John Krasinski 2018)
A Quiet Place, Part II (John Krasinski 2020)
Rear Window (Alfred Hitchcock 1954)
Rebecca (Alfred Hitchcock 1940)
The Reckoning (Neil Marshall 2020)
The Reformation of St Jules (Anthony Gilkinson 1949)
Relic (Natalie Erika James 2020)
Retfaerdighedens ryttere/Riders of Justice (Anders Thomas Jensen 2020)
Ringu/Ring (Nakata Hideo 1998)
Sabrina (Billy Wilder 1954)
Saint Maud (Rose Glass 2019)
Sanbiki no samurai/Three Outlaw Samurai (Gosha Hideo 1964)
Sátántangó (Béla Tarr 1994)
Sat sau ji wong/Hitman (Wei Tung 1998)
Searching (Aneesh Chaganty 2018)
Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa 1954)
The Sex Victims (Derek Robbins 1973)
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (Destin Daniel Cretton 2021)
Sharpe’s Eagle (Tom Clegg 1993)
Sharpe’s Rifles (Tom Clegg 1993)
The Shawshank Redemption (Frank Darabont 1994)
Shirley (Josephine Decker 2020)
Show Boat (James Whale 1936)
Show Boat (George Sidney 1951)
Shurayukihime: Urami koiuta/Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance (Fujita Toshiya 1974)
Shutter Island (Martin Scorsese 2010)
Siu Lam juk kau/Shaolin Soccer (Stephen Chow 2001)
Skyfire (Simon West 2019)
Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder 1959)
Space Cowboys (Clint Eastwood 2000)
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (Darren Lynn Bousman 2021)
Spy Kids (Robert Rodriguez 2001)
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (Robert Rodriguez 2002)
Stalker (Andrei Tarkovsky 1979)
Stan & Ollie (Jon S. Baird 2018)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Robert Wise 1979)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Nicholas Meyer 1982)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Leonard Nimoy 1984)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Leonard Nimoy 1986)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (William Shatner 1989)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (Nicholas Meyer 1991)
Star Trek Generations (David Carson 1994)
Star Trek: First Contact (Jonathan Frakes 1996)
Star Trek: Insurrection (Jonathan Frakes 1998)
Star Trek: Nemesis (Stuart Baird 2002)
Stazione Termini (Vittoria De Sica 1953)
Steamboat Round the Bend (John Ford 1935)
Still the Enemy Within (Owen Gower 2014)
The Story of a Three Day Pass (Melvin Van Peebles 1967)
Stranger on the Third Floor (Boris Ingster 1940)
The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre (Roger Corman 1967)
The Suicide Squad (James Gunn 2021)
Summer of Soul (…or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) (Ahmir ‘Questlove’ Thompson 2021)
Suna no onna/Woman of the Dunes (Hiroshi Teshigahara 1964))
Synchronic (Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead 2019)
Tarzan’s Secret Treasure (Richard Thorpe 1941)
Taste of Fear (Seth Holt 1961)
The Tell-Tale Heart (J.B. Williams 1953)
Tenet (Christopher Nolan 2020)
The Tomorrow War (Chris McKay 2021)
The Tomorrow War (Chris McKay 2021)
Train to Busan: Peninsula (Sang-ho Yeon 2020)
The Transfiguration (Michael O’Shea 2016)
Die Tür/The Door (Anno Saul 2009)
Twenty-Nine (Brian Cummins 1969)
Two-Lane Blacktop (Monte Hellman 1971)
Uchu kaijû Gamera/Gamera: Super Monster (Noriaki Yuasa 1980)
Ums tägliche Brot/Hunger in Waldenburg (Phil Jutzi 1929)
Underwater (William Eubank 2020)
Up Periscope (Gordon Douglas 1959)
Us (Jordan Peele 2019)
Us (Jordan Peele 2019)
Us (Jordan Peele 2019)
Varieté (E.A. Dupont 1925)
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (Curtis Harrington and Pavel Klushantsev 1965)
Waltzes from Vienna (Alfred Hitchcock 1934)
The Watermelon Woman (Cheryl Dunye 1996)
When A Stranger Calls (Fred Walton 1979)
The Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpah 1969)
Wild Card (Simon West 2015)
Willy’s Wonderland (Kevin Lewis 2021)
The Witch (Robert Eggers 2015)
Without Remorse (Stefano Sollima 2021)
Wonder Woman 1984 (Patty Jenkins 2020)
Wrath of Man (Guy Ritchie 2021)
Wrong Turn (Mike P. Nelson 2021)
Yip Man 4/Ip Man 4: The Finale (Wilson Yip 2019)
You Should Have Left (David Koepp 2020)
You Were Never Really Here (Lynne Ramsay 2017)
Zatôichi monogatari/The Tale of Zatoichi (Misumi Kenji 1962)
Z for Zachariah (Craig Zobel 2015)
Zhong guo chao ren/The Super Infra-Man (Shan Hua 1975)
Zhong guo chao ren/The Super Infra-Man (Shan Hua 1975)
Zoku Zatôichi monogatari/The Tale of Zatoichi Continues (Kazuo Mori 1962)
My top 22 books of 2021
This year I read 256 books – 243 of them for the first time. This included 91 by straight white men writing in English and 156 by the rest of the world (including 105 by women). And 9 that were edited collections or otherwise too complicatedly authored.
Of them, my top 22 were:
Fiction
In joint first place:
Alfred Döblin, Mountains Oceans Giants: A Novel of the 27th Century (1924)
Harry Josephine Giles, Deep Wheel Orcadia: A Novel (2021)


followed in no particular order (other than alphabetical):
Stephen Baxter, Evolution (2002)
Jim Crace, The Gift of Stones (1988)
Cherie Dimaline, The Marrow Thieves (2017)
Susan M. Gaines, Accidentals (2020)
M. John Harrison, The Sunken Land Begins to Rise Again (2020)
Toshikazu Kawaguchi, Before the Coffee Gets Cold (2015)
Andrea Lawlor, Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl (2017)
Maja Lunde, The History of Bees (2015)
Annalee Newitz, The Future of Another Timeline (2019)
Sarah Pinsker, A Song for a New Day (2018)
Albert Robida, The Adventures of Saturnin Farandoul (1879)
Kim Stanley Robinson, The Ministry for the Future (2020)
Carter Scholz, Radiance (2002)
Audrey Schulman, Theory of Bastards (2018)
Non-fiction
In joint first place:
Joseph Mitchell, McSorley’s Wonderful Saloon (1943)
Ben Myers, Under the Rock: The Poetry of a Place (2014)


followed in no particular order (other than alphabetical):
Rita Felski, The Limits of Critique (2015)
Daisy Hay, The Young Romantics: The Shelleys, Byron and Other Tangled Lives (2011)
V.F. Perkins (ed. Douglas Pye), V.F. Perkins: Collected Shorter Film Criticism (2020)
Amitav Ghosh, The Nutmeg’s Curse: Parables for a Planet in Crisis (2021)
And in case anyone’s interested, here’s the full list of 256 titles:
Alhaji Abubakar Imam, Ruwan Bagaja: The Water of Cure (1934)
Tawfiq al-Hakim The People of the Cave,(1933)
Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah, Friday Black (2018)
Kathryn Allan and Djibril Al-Ayad, eds, Accessing the Future (2015)
Richard Allen, Boot Boys (1972)
–. Smoothies (1973)
–. Terrace Terrors (1975)
Anon, ed., Casting Shadows: Extraordinary Tales from New Writers (2013)
Catherine Asaro, Primary Inversion (1995)
Paolo Bacigalupi, The Water Knife (2015)
Honoré de Balzac, The Centenarian Or, The Two Beringhelds (1822)
–. The Quest of the Absolute (1834)
Stephen Baxter, Evolution (2002)
Agustina Bazterrica, Tender is the Flesh (2017)
Lauren Beukes, The Shining Girls (2013)
Michael Bishop, No Enemy But Time (1982)
Carmen Boullosa, Heavens on Earth (1997)
Jennifer Marie Brissett, Elysium or, The World After (2014)
Erna Brodber, The Rainmaker’s Mistake (2007)
Charlotte Bronte, The Professor (1857)
John Buchan, Mr Standfast (1919)
–. The Three Hostages (1924)
–. The Island of Sheep (1936)
Pearl S. Buck, Command the Morning (1959)
Edward Bunker, Death Row Breakout and Other Stories (2010)
Katharine Burdekin, The End of This Day’s Business (1989)
Sue Burke, Interference (2019)
Peter Cannon, Long Memories: Recollections of Frank Belknap Long (1997)
Terry Carr, ed., Universe 5 (1974)
Angela Carter, Heroes and Villains (1969)
Priya Sarukkai Chabria, Clone (2019)
Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (2014)
Félicien Champsaur, Ouha, King of the Apes (1923)
Anne Charnock, Dreams Before the Start of Time (2017)
Leslie Charteris, The Saint Goes West (1942)
Claire G. Coleman, Terra Nullius (2017)
John Collier, His Monkey Wife (1930)
Zoraida Córdova, Labyrinth Lost (2016)
Peter Cowie, Revolution! The Explosion of World Cinema in the 60s (2004)
Jim Crace, The Gift of Stones (1988)
Julia Cruger, A Diplomat’s Diary (1891)
Anthony Delius, The Day Natal Took Off: A Satire (1963)
Comte Didier de Choosy, Ignis: The Central Fire (1883)
Agustín de Rojas, A Legend of the Future (1985)
Cherie Dimaline, The Marrow Thieves (2017)
David Diop, At Night All Blood Is Black (2018)
Alfred Döblin, Mountains Oceans Giants: A Novel of the 27th Century (1924)
Cory Doctorow, Walkaway (2017)
John Dos Passos, The 42nd Parallel (1930)
–. Nineteen Nineteen (1932)
–. The Big Money (1936)
Todd Dufresne, The Democracy of Suffering: Life on the Edge of Catastrophe, Philosophy in the Anthropocene (2019)
Katherine Dunn, Geek Love (1989)
Corinne Duyvis, On the Edge of Gone (2016)
David Eagleman, Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives (2009)
Janet Edwards, Earth Girl (2012)
Greg Egan, Incandescence (2008)
Kate Egan, Trash or Treasure: Censorship and the Changing Meanings of the Video Nasties (2007)
Carol Emshwiller, The Mount (2002)
Louise Erdrich, Future Home of the Living God (2017)
Frank Espinosa, Rocketo: Journey to the Hidden Sea, volume one (2005–6)
–. Rocketo: Journey to the Hidden Sea, volume two (2006)
Rita Felski, The Limits of Critique (2015)
Jack Fennell, ed., It Rose Up: A Selection of Lost Irish Fantasy Stories (2021)
Tom Fielder, Infinitum: An Afrofuturism Tale (2021)
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Robert Fishman, Bourgeois Utopias: The Rise and Fall of Suburbia (1987)
Jonathan Franzen, Freedom (2010)
Lester D. Friedman, Bonnie and Clyde (2000)
–. ed., Arthur Penn’s Bonnie and Clyde (2000)
Susan M. Gaines, Accidentals (2020)
Jessica Gaitán Johannesson, How We Are Translated: A Novel (2021)
Emma Geen, The Many Selves of Katherine North (2016)
Sulari Gentill, A Few Right Thinking Men (2011)
Amitav Ghosh, The Nutmeg’s Curse: Parables for a Planet in Crisis (2021)
Harry Josephine Giles, Deep Wheel Orcadia: A Novel (2021)
Ted Gioia, The History of Jazz, third edition (2021)
Molly Gloss, Wild Life (2000)
William Golding, The Inheritors (1955)
Matthew David Goodwin, ed., Latinx Rising: An Anthology of Latinx Science Fiction and Fantasy (2017)
Theodora Goss, The Strange Case of the Alchemist’s Daughter (2017)
Mira Grant, Into the Drowning Deep (2017)
Nicola Griffith, So Lucky (2018)
Sarah Hall, The Wolf Border (2015)
Andrea Hairston, Will Do Magic For Small Change (2016)
Thomas Hardy, Two on a Tower (1882)
Dan Harries, Film Parody (2000)
Anne Harris, Accidental Creatures (1998)
Jordan Harrison, Marjorie Prime (2016)
M. John Harrison, The Sunken Land Begins to Rise Again (2020)
David M. Hartley, Own Worlds (unpublished manuscript)
L.P. Hartley, Facial Justice (1960)
Daisy Hay, The Young Romantics: The Shelleys, Byron and Other Tangled Lives (2011)
Jason Heller, Strange Stars: David Bowie, Pop Music, and the Decade Sci-Fi Exploded (2018)
Carlos Hernandez, The Assimilated Cuban’s Guide to Quantum Santeria (2016)
Carl Hiaasen, Native Tongue (1991)
William Hjortsberg, Fallen Angel (1978)
Ada Hoffmann, The Outside (2019)
Eva Hoffman, The Secret (2001)
Rob Hopkins, From What Is To What If: Unleashing the Power of Imagination to Create the Future We Want (2019)
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Leon Hunt, Danger: Diabolik (2018)
Kameron Hurley, The Light Brigade (2019)
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Muriel Jaeger, The Question Mark (1926)
Liz Jensen, The Rapture (2009)
Ruchir Joshi, The Last Jet-Engine Laugh (2001)
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–. Before the Coffee gets Cold: Tales from the Café (2017)
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–. Black Helicopters (2018)
–. The Tindalos Asset (2020)
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–. American Independent Cinema (2005)
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William Kotzwinkle, Doctor Rat (1976)
Jacqueline Koyanagi, Ascension (2013)
Nancy Kress, An Alien Light (1988)
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Georges Le Faure and Henri de Graffigny, The Extraordinary Adventures of a Russian Scientist Across the Solar System, volume one: The Moon (1888)
–. The Extraordinary Adventures of a Russian Scientist Across the Solar System, volume two: The Sun and the Inner Planets (1889)
–. The Extraordinary Adventures of a Russian Scientist Across the Solar System, volume three (1890)
–. The Extraordinary Adventures of a Russian Scientist Across the Solar System, volume four (1896)
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Doris Lessing, The Cleft (2007)
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–. How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2020)
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–. Old Mr Flood (1948)
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–. IQ84, book two (2009)
–. IQ84, book three (2010)
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–. Astounding: John W. Campbell, Isaac Asimov, Robert A. Heinlein, L. Ron Hubbard, and the Golden Age of Science Fiction (2018)
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–. Binti: Home (2017)
–. Binti: The Night Masquerade (2017)
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–. Matthew Henson and the Ice Temple of Harlem (2020)
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Mack Reynolds, The Earth War (1963)
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–. The Ministry for the Future (2020)
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Mary Shelley, Matilda (1819–20; 1959)
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–. Way Station (1963)
Upton Sinclair, What Didymus Did (1954)
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–. The Core of the Sun (2013)
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–. The Deep (2019)
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–. New Atlantis: A Narrative History of Scientific Romance, volume I – The Origins of Scientific Romance (2016)
–. New Atlantis: A Narrative History of Scientific Romance, volume II – The Emergence of Scientific Romance (2016)
–. New Atlantis: A Narrative History of Scientific Romance, volume III – The Resurgence of Scientific Romance (2016)
–. New Atlantis: A Narrative History of Scientific Romance, volume IV – The Decadence of Scientific Romance (2016)
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A.E. van Vogt, Slan (1940)
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–. Salvage 10: The Disorder of the Future (2021)
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–. Bellwether (1996)
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Ben H. Winters, Underground Airlines (2016)
P.G. Wodehouse, The Swoop!, or How Clarence Saved England (1909)
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–. The Wrongs of Woman or, Maria (1798)
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Tina Wyngarde-Hopkins, Peter Wyngarde: A Life Amongst Strangers (2020)
Lisa Yaszek, Galactic Suburbia: Rediscovering Women’s Science Fiction (2008)
Yoss, Red Dust (2004)
Émile Zola, Doctor Pascal (1893)
Without Remorse, or possibly Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse (Stefano Sollima 2021)
…and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about Without Remorse (Stefano Sollima 2021), which might actually be called Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse (and why shouldn’t he be since he – well, his estate – gets a pay cheque for this drivel regardless of how tedious it is?), is not Jamie Bell, who is never less than brilliant regardless of how bad the film he is in, or Michael B. Jordan, who until now has never been less than brilliant regardless of how bad the film he is in, is the way Michael B. Jordan spends the second half of this leaden ‘thriller’ doing everything he can to get his character killed so as to avoid having to make any of those pesky contractually-obliged sequels while the writers come up with increasingly cliched ways of preventing him from doing so…
Why I suck at writing conclusions; and a modest proposal
This week has mostly been spent trying to finalise the revisions to my forthcoming book (pictured left, though that is neither the real cover nor the actual subtitle).
By which I mean all the revisions were done weeks ago, apart from overhauling the conclusion, which – as it stands – is a nice little riff on the Fast and Furious movies that ends a bit abruptly but has a killer last line that I want to be the last line of the entire book.
The problem is the nice little riff does not work as a conclusion for the entire book.
Or so I am told.
Because the purpose of – and desire for – conclusions continues to elude me.
I mean, what is wrong with you people? You’ve read the whole book and now you want me to chuck in the Cliffs Notes version at the end cos you weren’t paying attention? I’ve spend x-thousand words giving you ideas to think about and now you want me to tell you what to think about them?
You bums. You lazy good-for-nothing bums.
So can we all agree that in future instead of conclusions books will come with a pencil and some blank pages at the end for you to make notes and draw your own conclusions?
And if possible, can we all agree this before my deadline on Monday morning?