The things you learn while researching something entirely unrelated #1

anna-karenina-ekaterina-pozdniakovaand so anyway it turns out that the Anna Karenina Principle, which never having read Guns, Germs and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies I had not even heard of until today, does not – as it should – mean:

sooner or later you are bound to throw yourself under a train

I cannot believe the contortions Jared Diamond puts the opening of Tolstoy’s novel

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

through to make it means what he wants it to mean. But kudos, I guess, for coming up with a forced literary allusion rather than naming it after himself, because as Principles go, it is far from being a Diamond one.

See also: the Principle of Fragility of Good Things (which is not something I just made up).



Sometimes misreading book covers or spines pleases me unduly

20881485The Abominable Dan Simmons

After Dark, My Sweet Jim Thompson

Archaeologies of the Future Fredric Jameson

The Burden Agatha Christie

The Deep Peter Benchley

Demand the Impossible Tom Moylan (though I have long settled for the smart and lovely Tom Moylan)

Discipline and Punish Michel Foucault

Drown Junot Díaz (sorry, Junot!)61ktLfUzqOL

The Ecstatic Victor LaValle

Everything Belongs to the Future Laurie Penny

Farewell, My Lovely Raymond Chandler

Fifty Degrees Below Kim Stanley Robinson

The Gradual Christopher Priest

The Hollow Agatha Christie

The Hollow Man Dan Simmons

51saFZsE6RL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_The Human Stain Philip Roth (although he undoubtedly prefers to contemplate The Professor of Desire Philip Roth)

Leather Maiden Joe R. Lansdale (sorry, Joe, but it’s how I picture you now whenever I hear your name)

Mr Britling Sees It Through H.G. Wells

Occupy Noam Chomsky

The Peripheral William Gibson (remember when he was absolutely central?)

The Queen’s Fool Philippa Gregory

Search and Destroy Tom Clancystone

Serenade James M. Cain

Signatures of the Visible Fredric Jameson

Sixty Days and Counting Kim Stanley Robinson

Stone Adam Roberts (sorry, Adam, but at least I’m not advocating people Splinter Adam Roberts, like you’re a log, or Salt Adam Roberts like you’re some kind of slug – and of course I always really think of you as The Thing Itself)WeCanBuildYou(1stEd)

Terrorist John Updike

Together We Kill Mickey Spillane

The Transparency of Evil Jean Baudrillard (bestselling sequel to The OHP of Evil Jean Baudrillard)

We Can Build You Philip K. Dick

Guess who just spent an hour submitting a couple of reader’s reports and trying to get ‘paid’ for one of them?

A couple of days ago Steve Shaviro posted on FaceBook about the burden of doing peer review as an academic with a clear sense of responsibility and commitment to the development of the field in which he works (and he is brilliant at it – I have called on him sooooooooo many times over the years). Reading articles, book manuscripts, proposals for books and series, marshalling your thoughts, thinking about what is good and what doesn’t work, thinking of potential solutions to problems – and then writing it down carefully enough that the author is not heart-broken by your comments –  is massively time-consuming and mentally exhausting. But is what we do. It is part of our vocation, and sometimes we are even paid some token amount for our labour.

But there are things that make the whole process even more of a burden. Such as:

When the journal sends you a review form to complete but then uses a site like ManuscriptCentral which disaggregates the form into separate boxes into which you have to cut-and-paste the answers rather than just submit the form. It took a couple of times for me to stop being diligent about this. Now I just type a single character in each box and submit the form. Cos fuck ’em – I mean the publishers, not the editors or authors –  they’re already getting my labour for free. Academic publishers will find every way they can not to pay for the labour of academics.

When the publisher will only pay you in so many dollars worth of their books. This means you are selling them your labour at not merely way below minimum wage but also at effectively no cost to them. And you have to spend time scouring their minimally navigable catalogues for a handful of books that are of interest – or would make good gifts, or that you can give to a student or donate to a library or a charity shop – that add up roughly to the amount they are willing to ‘pay’.

I always order the books even if there is nothing I want, cos fuck ’em, they’re not getting my labour without at least the pretence of paying for it. And I always go a little over, cos fuck ’em, I’m certainly not going below what they’ve offered to ‘pay’.

Guess who just spent an hour submitting a couple of reader’s reports and trying to get ‘paid’ for one of them?

And guess who is turning into an angry voice in the local paper?

Fiction (and other bits of lit) I am teaching in 2017-18

515duhpnl-L._SX316_BO1,204,203,200_JG Ballard, High-Rise (1975)
Amiri Baraka, Dutchman (1964)
Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (1953)
Poppy Z. Brite, ‘His Mouth Will Taste of Wormwood’ (1995)
Angela Carter, ‘The Company of Wolves’ (1979)
Joseph Conrad, The Secret Agent (1907)
Samuel R. Delany, ‘Aye and Gomorrah’ (1967)
Junot Díaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (2007)
Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968)
Arthur Conan Doyle, ‘The Blue Carbuncle’ (1892)
Elizabeth Gaskell, Mary Barton (1848)
William Gibson, ‘The Gernsback Continuum’ (1981)
Charlotte Perkins Gilman, ‘The Yellow Wallpaper’ (1892)
Tom Godwin, ‘The Cold Equations’ (1954)
Jakob and Wilhelm Grimm, ‘Little Red Cap’ (1812)
M. John Harrison, ‘The Ice Monkey’ (1980)
ETA Hoffmann, ‘The Sandman’ (1816)
Nalo Hopkinson, ‘Red Rider’ (2000)
Nalo Hopkinson, ‘Riding the Red’ (1997)
Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House (1959)
Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (1937)
William Melvin Kelley, A Different Drummer (1962)
George Lamming, The Emigrants (1954)
John Ajvide Lindqvist, Let the Right One In (2004)
China Miéville, London’s Overthrow (2012)
Toni Morrison, Beloved (1987)
VS Naipaul, The Mimic Men (1967)
Charles Perrault, ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ (1697)
Edgar Allan Poe, ‘The Man of the Crowd’ (1840)
Frederik Pohl, ‘Day Million’ (1966)
Jean Rhys, Voyage in the Dark (1934)
Joanna Russ, ‘When It Changed’ (1972)
George S. Schuyler, Black No More (1931)
Sam Selvon, The Lonely Londoners (1956)
Ntozake Shange, for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf (1976)
Bob Shaw, ‘Light of Other Days’ (1966)
Zadie Smith, NW (2012)
Traditional, ‘The Story of Grandmother’
Virginia Woolf, ‘Street Haunting: A London Adventure’ (1927)

Films I am teaching this year

Films I am teaching in 2017-18

DeadSlowAheadAll That Heaven Allows (Sirk 1955)
Alphaville (Godard 1965)
The Apartment (Wilder 1960)
Bamako (Abderrahmane Sissako 2006)
Bicycle Thieves (De Sica 1948)
Black Mirror: ‘The Entire History of You’
Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut (Scott 1991)
Body and Soul (Micheaux 1925)
Boyz N the Hood (Singleton 1991)
The Bride of Frankenstein (Whale 1935)
Bush Mama (Gerima 1979)
Casablanca (Curtiz 1942)
Cleo from 5 to 7 (Varda 1962)
Cronos (Del Toro 1993)
Daughters of Darkness (Kumel 1971)
Daughters of the Dust (Dash 1991)
Dead Slow Ahead (Herce 2015)
Dirty Pretty Things (Frears 2002)
Do The Right Thing (Lee 1989)
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (Mamoulian 1931)
The Emperor Jones (Murphy 1933)
Fast & Furious (Lin 2009)
Friday Foster (Marks 1975)
Gamer (Neveldine + Taylor 2009)
Get Out (Peele 2017)
Ginger Snaps (Fawcett 2000)
Hallelujah (Vidor 1929)
His Wooden Wedding (McCarey 1925)
I Am Legend (Lawrence 2007)
Imitation of Life (Sirk 1959)
Just Another Girl on the IRT (Harris 1992)
Killer of Sheep (Burnett 1979)
King Kong (Cooper and Schoedsack 1933)
Limbo (Sayles 1999)
The Long Good Friday (Mackenzie 1980)
Losing Ground (Collins 1982)
M (Lang 1930)
Maltese Falcon (Huston 1941)
Man with a Movie Camera (Vertov 1929)
Memento (Nolan 2000)
Modern Times (Chaplin 1936)
Moonlight (Jenkins 2016)
My Beautiful Laundrette (Frears 1985)
Nothing But a Man (Roemer 1964)
Pillow Talk (Gordon 1959)
Purlie Victorious aka Gone Are the Days (Webster 1963)
A Raisin in the Sun (Petrie 1961)
Sankofa (Gerima 1993)
Singin’ in the Rain (Kelly and Donen 1952)
Splice (Natali 2009)
The Spook Who Sat by the Door (Dixon 1973)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Abrams 2015)
Stingray Sam (Cory McAbee 2009)
Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song (Van Peebles 1971)
Taxi Driver (Scorsese 1976)
The Thing (Carpenter 1982)
The Thing (from Another World) (Nyby 1951)
Under the Skin (Glazer 2013)
The Watermelon Woman (Dunye 1996)
The World, the Flesh, and the Devil (MacDougall 1959)

Plus a selection of Lumière and Méliès shorts and The Bride Retires, The Gay Shoe Clerk, The Great Train Robbery, Life of an American Fireman, Photographing a Female Crook and A Voyage to the Moon.

Plus a dozen brand-new arthouse releases selected on a weekly basis in semester 2.

Fiction I am teaching this year.