Check in.
And then head on out.
Kraków has everything you might need or desire.
From wild nights and hot fun to
gay porn cinemas and labyrinths of lust.
Wait, you just want coffee?
How hot do you want that coffee?
You’re in search of romance?
Don’t worry – they have wine.
You want passion? They’ve got that covered.
You want blandly unadventurous straight sex in exotic places? They’ve got that covered, too.
You want something a little riskier?
Come right in.
If you dare.
You want French girl hair?
I have no idea what that even is.
But you can get it.
Whatever you want, whatever your taste – stay safe out there.
Mark Bould 