Things I have learned from the movies: Contagion (Soderbergh 2011)

that we are all at risk from capitalist-globalisation, from world-spanning connections of commercial networks, over-extended food supply chains and international jet travel, from Jude Law’s teeth, bananas, vampire bats, vampire piglets and asian cuisine, but not as much at risk as we are from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina – even though at the time she was married to Chris Martin, and Coldplay surely pose an immeasurably greater threat to us all…