and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about Noah (2014), Darren Aronofsky’s hilarious pro-genocide, anti-abortion, pro-incest, whitewashed biblical epic, with additional rock-Autobots/Galaxy Quest homage, is the way in which Aronofksy, with the aid of the Bible, trolls Russell Crowe and Ray facking Winstone by setting them at each other’s throats (in a film co-starring Anthony Hopkins) and calling someone else called Ham…
