
… and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Hughes 2017), and undoubtedly the reason it is currently blighting our screens with a sequel, is not motherfucking Salma “motherfucker” Hayek, motherfuckers, although she is otherwise the best thing The Hitman’s Bodyguard, nor is it the bizarre decision to set part of it in the middle of Coventry…

…no, the very best thing about The Hitman’s Bodguard is – having inexplicably set some of it in Coventry, which makes no geographical sense – to then have Coventry played by Kensington.
