‘Criticism and Not: An Interview with Mark Bould by Marta Olivi’

Since various Anglophone-only peeps (like me) have asked, here is the draft text of the long interview for lay0ut magazine I did with Marta (the Italian translator of my last book), in which I bang on about various things and then suddenly spring into life to ad-lib a reading of John Wick: Chapter 4.

MARTA: Before delving into the Anthropocene-related discussion, I’d like to talk about the method of literary enquiry you propose in your book. The Anthropocene Unconscious: Climate Catastrophe Culture is made up by four chapters of incredibly varied analyses of books and movies which aim to find out their Anthropocene unconscious. But while working on your book it always seemed to me, that there’s a fundamental message to be found in the introduction and conclusion, where you suggest that every reader (and watcher) can set out to find the unconscious world of a text – whether it be Jameson’s political unconscious, a queer unconscious or, of course, the Anthropocene unconscious. This allows us to imagine a sort of democratic, grassroots, extra-academic idea of criticism which seems, to me, as important as it is revolutionary. I’d like to get to know more about how you picture this democratic literary and cultural lay criticism; and I’d love to know what can we do from within the university (where both of us are positioned, you as a professor and me as a PhD scholar) and within the small and multifaceted world of cultural reviews (where this interview will be published) to facilitate this democratisation of the critical discourse.

MARK: There are whole realms of extra-academic criticism out there. Book clubs, Goodreads, Letterboxd, imdb user comments, people getting a piece of pie after a good movie and talking about it. It might not be criticism in the way academia or broadsheets or literary journals do criticism, but it’s criticism nonetheless. People respond to texts in all kinds of complex ways all the time, including the unconscious dimension – even if they’ve not read Pierre Macherey or Fredric Jameson and are unaware they’re doing it.

It’s partly why different people understand texts in such very different ways. You just have to be in a classroom with students discussing a book or a film and they will come out with the most amazing things. As with ‘professional’ criticism, some of those things are quite nonsensical, some are rote and cliched and boring, some are interesting and insightful, some clearly come from a particular life experience – all are generated from the individual’s situated (social) knowledge. They’ve all read the same words on the page or seen the same images on the screen, but what they each bring activates different parts of the text in different ways, drawing out an array of things that are there/not-there , flickering between the conscious and unconscious of the text (sometimes even reordering which you think is which). Some of it never really gets past basic judgments: “it was boring” or “I liked it” or “it wasn’t relatable” (whatever the fuck that means). But some of it, ah, some of it is exciting and creative and useful.

Or look at organised science fiction fandom: there’s a century-long tradition of lay criticism, some of it really high end and smart and challenging. It may not use critical theory, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t do and say important things. A significant proportion of active fans are graduates, have some background in arts and humanities, so they draw on some of the critical frameworks and resources academics tend to privilege, but they also reject some – partly, I suspect, because they represent a kind of institutionalised power, which is fair enough.

In terms of what we academics can do, first, we can treat lay criticism with respect. Like academic work, swathes of it’ll not seem relevant and some of it’s garbage. And as you know from academic conference panels when one or two of the papers are really weak, you never ever say that aloud in the Q&A. Because courtesy. Because work and life are hard. And because certain kinds of elitist power are embedded in academic seniority – particularly white male seniority – so you are never that kind of dick, and you shut down anyone who is. Which doesn’t mean there isn’t room for disagreement and argument. And we should treat lay criticism with the same respect: it might have different purposes and intentions, different reasons and reasonings, but that’s no excuse for denigrating or ignoring it.

Second, to the extent that academics are public intellectuals, part of our responsibility is to engage with these bigger worlds. Which means writing and speaking in other kinds of venues, learning different voices, understanding different audiences. So the other week I went from a picket line in the morning to do a student teach-out on sf in the afternoon and then in the evening to introduce a screening of the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Cyborg, being screened by the Bristol Bad Film Club in honour of its recently deceased director, Albert Pyun. Orthis week, on top of doing a bunch of admin, delivering a conference paper, prepping classes, grading essays and peer-reviewing an academic journal article, I was the guest on a Fantasy/Animation podcast about Free Guy (2021), helped a colleague pitch his book on cultural representations of Thugee to a trade press, wrote an Earth Day blog for Verso about sabotaging fossil fuel infrastructure, proposed a review of M. John Harrison’s new “anti-memoir” (but a mate got there before me, thank goodness, because it is an amazing book and impossible to review), volunteered to introduce an obscure old Norman J. Warren movie (which didn’t work out) – and did this interview (not all my weeks are this busy). None of these other things are part of my job – my employer doesn’t value, reward or respect them – but they should be.

And for all these things, you put in the time to moderate and modulate what you have to say. Last year, I got to interview the director Lucile Hadžihalilović live on stage after a screening of her remarkable film Earwig. It’s not something I’ve ever really done before, so I spent less time rewatching her movies than I did researching how to make that kind of event valuable for an audience. (A really important tip: when you switch to the audience Q&A, always pick a woman to ask the first question, otherwise they tend to get shut out, and if you can get away with it, don’t select questions in order of raised hands but alternate between genders and always bring in any people of colour and young people who might be in your – let’s face it – predominantly white middle-aged arthouse audience.) I’m a massive fan and had all kinds of things I wanted to talk to her about but that’s not why I was there. It’s about respect. About not assuming just because you’re an academic you’re going to gallop in there on a white horse and teach people how to do criticism “properly.”

Which doesn’t mean I always pull it off – once, introducing Starcrash for the Bristol Bad Film Club, I was heckled by an eight-year-old and there’s no coming back from that – but it’s never for lack of preparation.

Third, this kind of engagement should go the other way, opening up academic spaces to other people and never penalising them for not observing academic norms. For example, back in 2008 when Sherryl Vint and I set up Science Fiction Film and Television, we wanted a much wider range of contributors than is usual for an academic journal. And the reviews section was the obvious place to start. We set our sights on grad students, so they could get experience of writing for academic venues and build relationships within the field, but also sf writers and sf fans, who wrote some great stuff for us. We invited them into this perhaps rather alien environment and made it welcoming. Which is a very low-level version of what’s easily possible within existing structures.

When UK universities talk about things like this – they call it “knowledge transfer” or “knowledge exchange” – it’s driven by engaging with industry, trying to find an additional revenue stream by subordinating the university to external corporate needs and agendas. Which makes some sort of sense for certain disciplines, I guess, but it’s such a narrow vision of the role we could and should play in the social, cultural and political life of the cities where we’re based. We’re an important part of local and regional economies, but that’s not all we are or could be.

MARTA: Wow, that’s really interesting and it really shows how wide the array of possibilities is. And since you had so many possibilities of engaging with different audiences, and that’s something that not all of academics, strive for…

MARK: Some of them shouldn’t be allowed near the general public, don’t get me wrong.

MARTA: You’re so right. [Laughs] But my question is, what do you think about this sort of lay criticism when it’s played out in practice? Of course, this is very context-based. And probably the UK is going to be very different to Italy. I mean this also from a concrete, material point of view: do we have enough of these spaces already, and how can we do so while avoiding the risk of recreating other closed bubbles – as academia tends to do?

MARK: Lay criticism often struggles to get past the 4-out-of-5-stars kind of thing: this consumer-advice model of journalistic criticism is what people tend to see, so they orient their responses in that way. And things like Letterboxd add to the problem because of the way it gives greatest visibility to the most liked reviews, which then pushes people to comment on new releases as quickly as possible, without time for reflection, or just to post some kind of amusing quip. So the reviews you’re most likely to see often have little meaningful content. Criticism takes time.

But some parts of lay criticism are really healthy. For example, there’s been a giant shift in sf culture over the last 20 years – really championing and celebrating Afrofuturism, Africanfuturism, Indigenous Futurism, Latinx Futurism, Asian futurism, feminist sf, queer sf, trans sf, sf by and about people with disabilities, and so on – and that’s been much more driven by lay criticism and by fans’ political commitments, using online venues, crowdfunding, small presses and so on, than by anything we academics have been doing.  This sustained change of emphasis in fiction being valued is also why we kind of won (for now) the sf “culture wars.” When the Sad Puppies and the Rabid Puppies tried to rig the Hugo Awards to recentre pros sf as some kind of right wing, misogynist, white supremacist, homophobic tech bro nonsense, they were soundly thrashed. And that’s largely because of a global fan culture that incorporates lay criticism as part of what it does, as part of how it understands itself. It’s not just reading the books. It’s thinking about them and talking about them. And it’s one of the places I find a massive hopeful potential for what you called “democratic criticism”.

MARTA: Yeah, that sounds really nice. I’ve not been in academia for long but it seems like this is something that we should strive towards.

MARK: Well I’ve been doing the academic thing for so many years… I’d like it to actually have some practical results: after all, the point is not just to interpret the world but to change it!

MARTA: I’d like to go on to the actual concept of Anthropocene. Because everyone seems to be talking about it, and we should by now be familiar with the definition of this term from an environmentalist point of view, but something which I have gathered from a lot of people reading your book is, “Well, now I actually know what the Anthropocene is!” People in newspapers and talk show talk about it, but they don’t really explain what the term is about, what’s its history: it’s not widely known that, for example, it is used to describe, as you say, a range of very different periods, with different geographical localisations. And of course there’s not only the Anthropocene, but there are so many other coinages which you go through, from “Chthulhucene” to the “Plantationocene” and the “Capitalocene”. And so of course there are a lot of meanings that come with the word: it’s a word heavy with meanings. But my question is, if we want to move the discussion onto a cultural and literary field, what does the Anthropocene mean as a term of literary and cultural enquiry? And of course it’s not possible to detach literary and cultural inquiry from economic and environmental contexts. But do you think that literature can use this openness, this fluidity of the word, to create new meanings?

MARK: Part of the reason for mapping out definitions and alternatives is that I had to go on that journey myself to figure out the book. But it’s also about keeping a sense of how open and contested meaning is – that the possibilities continue to unfold, often in unpredictable ways. I wanted that to reverberate throughout the whole book, not just when I’m offering a reading of a particular novel or film or comic. (The very first review hated this – it wanted the book to state definitively and unambiguously the “secret hidden meaning” of absolutely everything, from the mountain lions in Ducks, Newburyport to the sharks in Sharknado – but everyone else seems to have got the point.) 

The study of Anthropocene culture as Anthropocene culture is in its early stages, and it needs to not fall into the tendency in any new field to try to lock things down, to rigidly fix definitions and parameters. But it is hard to avoid. For example, when I was reviewing Dan Hassler-Forest’s brilliant Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Politics: Transmedia World-Building Beyond Capitalism (2016), I did my due diligence and read a number of the recent big name books on transmediality and IP franchises, and it was kind of heartbreaking. All these smart people caught up in a pre-critical anatomising phase, doggedly coining new terms for the different kinds of relationships between a franchise’s texts in different media… They all seemed stuck. Less interested in moving on to serious critical work than in demanding everyone else accept their distinctions and designations. As if they had any means to enforce such shibboleths! Meanings are social, unstable. They can’t be fixed in place like that. Much better to work with contingency.

The longer we keep the definition of the Anthropocene in flux the better, so as to enable, say, Elizabethan scholars, who might feel excluded by certain periodisations, to be part of the struggle. If we date the Anthropocene from the post-war Great Acceleration, we risk losing all the potential in the work of scholars exploring the roots of our thinking about climate and energy and nature. As if these older texts were written in a world that somehow didn’t have climate or weather or catastrophe, as if they haven’t been read since then, as if they’ve played no role in subsequent generations’ thinking engagement with the world. It’s perhaps easier for Film Studies – we just have to date the Anthropocene from Svante Arrhenius’s 1896 discovery of the greenhouse effect and that’s all but the first few months of cinema covered!

But the important thing is to avoid daft turf wars and maintain openness – about meanings, but also about who is part of the conversation. Which brings us back to our last question. There’s no point to these discussions going on in academia and nowhere else. They need to play their part in effecting the massive change of consciousness about how we live in the world. We can’t not engage with this stuff publicly. We can’t not encourage everybody to be involved in the solutions. Because it’s not going to be one solution. Petrocapitalism is so deeply imbricated in everything we do. Dismantling fossil fuel infrastructure is such a massive task – and one to which not a single nation is committed – that we can’t just wait for it to happen. Nor can we imagine it will happen anywhere near quickly enough: that ship sailed in November 1989, when the US, the UK, the USSR and Japan derailed concrete international emissions targets at the Noordwijk conference; and it has sailed again and again and again, after every IPCC report, after every COP meeting.

We have to change the how we think and the how we live. And the only way to get people to embrace that is through engaging with them all the time about it. It doesn’t have to be depressing and browbeating, though that does serve a purpose; it can be positive and creative. For example, my partner runs a national network that encourages people to think about food in all its aspects: they are growing food together, cooking together, sharing meals, getting to know and work with each other. Sometimes it involves larger organisations, sometimes it’s half a dozen people here, twenty people there, but it’s the beginning of a change of consciousness about where food comes from. People are growing fruit and vegetables, eating more healthily, strengthening local ecologies, shortening supply chains, learning about different cultures, building communities. It is a very small drop in a very large ocean, but that doesn’t make it insignificant. We have to fight the big fights against fossil capitalism, and always have one eye on the parts per million, on not breaching 2°C, on not breaching 1.5°C (even though that’s another ship that’s sailed). But we also have to build a better world, and to do that we need to discover and ensure the appeal of living differently to the way we do now.

So alongside that blog about blowing up pipelines, I’m trying to write about ending private car ownership. It is so astonishingly and self-evidently costly and wasteful – but how do we break the libidinal appeal of the automobile, with its mythology of speed and freedom? How do we make alternatives just as sexy? Not everyone gets turned on by the idea of fast, efficient and free public transport (though in the UK, cheap and adequate would probably be enough to get me all hot and bothered). But what if alongside public transport, and, say, legislative measures reducing the cubic capacity of all new car engines to something as resolutely unsexy as a litre or less, we begin seriously to ask: what if our streets were gardens? Arbors to sit in with our friends and neighbours? Communally owned vegetable patches? Havens for wildlife? Pulling down carbon, scrubbing polluted air. And what if our driveways became piazzas? Our garages, bedrooms so the kids don’t have to share, or offices, or community tool sheds or libraries or artists’ studios? You might be able to sell the suburban middle classes on a vision like that, even if it means them giving up using their SUVs for the school run…

MARTA: Yes. And there’s also something very interesting of this pervasiveness of the Anthropocene. As you said, it’s part of our day to day life and it’s going to be part of our future. And this is something that’s not hard to point out. So, since it is so pervasive and fluid, how would you define its “unconscious” status? Fredric Jameson, concerning his political unconscious, was heavily criticised for example by Eve Sedgwick, who pointed out that his way of reading texts was a “paranoid reading”, because it’s went too much into the depth of the texts. But in your book you make very clear something that we’ve also been saying during our chat: that there’s no need to delve in the depth of the text, you don’t need complicated theory, and this is why also lay criticism can uncover the Anthropocene unconscious of a text. In the intro of your book, you say something that has really stuck with me; that in literary analysis there is “no bunny to be taken out of a hat – often, there’s not even a hat”! Because the Anthropocene lies on the surface of many texts, from trash movies to posh literature. So I wanted to reflect on this with you, and I’d also like to know if this can influence the fact that, as we said, the Anthropocene unconscious is open to a very wide and democratic concept of criticism: we just have to see what’s below our noses, and be open to acknowledge the variety of meanings of a text.

MARK: I get the criticism about “paranoid hermeneutics.” Jameson was pretty much the first person to articulate the idea of the text’s political unconscious so he does come on a bit strong. But I don’t think these two approaches are necessarily mutually exclusive. Sedgwick writes that the impulse behind her “reparative readings” has a realistic fear “that the culture surrounding it is inadequate or inimical to its nurture” and that “it wants to assemble and confer plenitude on an object that will then have resources to offer to an inchoate self.”  There’s a related debate going on in contemporary American literary theory at the moment, with Rita Felski’s The Limits of Critique attacking a straw-man version of “the hermeneutics of suspicion.” She argues that it’s time to drop what Marx called “the rigorous critique of all that exists” in favour of the readers’ affective connections to the text, to replace demystification with re-enchantment. As if reason and affect can really be separated out in this way; as if we can only do one thing at a time. So I can see how these different approaches might seem to contradict each other, but they really don’t have to.

Jameson is right to basically equate the political unconscious of a text with the mode of production – its ubiquity is largely why our culture is so inadequate and inimical – but we are wrong if we suggest that that is the end of the text. That is why, for example, when I say things like “all zombie movies now cannot not be about climate refugees,” I always insist “whatever else they might mean.” The point is to simultaneously deflate and inflate the text, to lay it bare while also opening up all it has to offer. (An intriguing attempt at this can be found in Uneven Futures: Strategies for Community Survival from Speculative Fiction (2022), edited by Ida Yoshinaga, Sean Guynes and Gerry Canavan.)

As for the textual unconscious being on the surface…do you know the John Wick films? The first one is a nicely done, violent little movie with a modest budget ($20–30 million). Keanu Reeves plays a legendary Bratva assassin, known as the Baba Yaga, who fell in love and completed an impossible mission to be allowed to quit the life. Years later some upstart Russian mobsters steal his car and, worse, kill the puppy his recently deceased wife left him to help him through his grief. So he comes out of retirement to wreak his revenge. He begins by heading to The Continental, a fancy New York hotel just for assassins (they are not allowed to attack each other on the premises). It’s an odd little absurdity in a film that’s otherwise not really any more plausible or implausible than action thrillers usually are – but it is also the tip of an iceberg. As the series proceeds, each budget and body count bigger than the last, so this criminal demimonde hidden in the shadows of our world becomes an increasingly absurd, baroque, global conspiracy of mafias and crime syndicates controlled by a group called the High Table and, above them, The Elder (other characters have significant names like Harbinger, The Director and Charon). It’s like Foucault’s Pendulum if you replaced the alchemy with assassins, the Kabbalah with kung fu. By the time we get to John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023), there’s this entire mirror world – the Continental is one of a global chain of fancy hotels just for assassins – and the film bounces around between New York, the Moroccan desert, Osaka, Paris. The final act sees John Wick, with a $40 million dollar price on his head, fighting wave after wave after wave of heavily armed assassins, henchmen, gangbangers and street punks as he makes his way across Paris to Montmartre to fight a duel at dawn in front of the Sacré-Coeur. Dozens of cars and even more corpses pile up in a huge battle around the Arc de Triomphe, and through the streets and apartment buildings of the 18th arrondissement. As sunrise is imminent, Keanu fights and shoots and karate chops his way up the 222 stairs of the Rue Foyatier, gets thrown all the way down to the bottom, and like Laurel and Hardy in The Music Box, does it all again (without a piano, obvs).

So how do we find the textual unconscious of such a film? One way is to begin with the affective response: the thrills; the enjoyment; the repetitive tedium; the astonishingly camp-without-knowing-it opening sequence; Donnie Yen as a blind swordsman; Keanu still not being able, three decades after Point Break (1991), to deliver certain kinds of dialogue; and so on. And then you think, Oh, hold on, what’s missing from this film? And you move from the enjoyment to the terms of that enjoyment: you wonder, what is necessary for that enjoyment to happen? One place to start is the fact that at no point during all this night’s mayhem do any of the many bystanders call the police. The film’s generic worldbuilding, which enables us to give credence to all this hilarious nonsense, excludes elements of the real world – from the way bullet proof vests actually work to the economics of running a hotel chain – even though it’s set in some version of the real world (albeit one where things like gravity and momentum function differently). The world of the High Table is nested within but hermetically sealed off from the world, just as the film, a product of petrocapitalism, never thinks about its mode of production, never pauses to contemplate the terms of its international jet-setting (on either narrative or production levels). And this is precisely what Amitav Ghosh describes as the foundational and defining limitation of “serious literary fiction” that renders it incapable of addressing climate change: it opts for an intensive focus on a particular finite social and physical setting, minimising or severing its interconnections with the world beyond, such as “the imperial networks that make possible the worlds portrayed by Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte.” But that doesn’t mean your ruthless critique of all that exists stops you responding in all kinds of affective ways to Bennet sisters or the Baba Yaga.

MARTA: Woah, this is brilliant. But I absolutely agree that these are strands of criticism that can be joined together. Okay, so, just to close up our chat, I’d like to ask you a lighter question, something that’s made me curious: you wrote this book three years ago, but it was an eventful three years to say the least, because of the pandemic, because of the war that’s being fought at the borders of Europe and the public discourse about nuclear energy that it has sparked, and so much more. And so in the book, the macro-areas on which you focus are fossil fuels, water and trees and of course, climate change. But my question is, if you were to add something new to that, would you focus on something different, at the moment? And of course, this question leads me to another one: during the video that you made for the first Italian presentation of the book [in November 2022 in Bologna], you mentioned that you were writing a sequel. So of course, I would like to ask you if the project’s still going on and what we should expect from that.

MARK: The pandemic was in one way really helpful – it meant I ended up home alone for five weeks just as I got to the point when I needed five uninterrupted weeks to finish writing it. So if only out of gratitude, it should really have had a chapter on contagion narratives. And I’m still really disappointed that I was unable to find the resources to write a geology chapter, something from the viewpoint of rocks; I was getting nowhere fast, and then trees came to my rescue – I read Richard Powers’s The Overstory (2018) and suddenly this alternative chapter about trees coalesced out of thin air.

The sequel I’m writing, Climate Monsters, is largely a figment of my imagination at the moment, but it begins with the 1816 Mount Tambora eruption, which changed global weather patterns and created “the year without summer”. And it is because of the miserable weather in 1817 that the Byron-Shelley party were stuck indoors by Lake Geneva, entertaining themselves by trying to come up with horror stories. So there’s this astonishingly generative moment born of particles suspended in the upper atmosphere altering climate: we get Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1818) and, via Polidori’s “The Vampyre” (1819) and Byron’s “Augustus Darvell” fragment (1819), we get the modern vampire as more fully formulated in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897). The Tambora eruption also changed the monsoon season through South Asia, leading to a mutation in the cholera bacteria which caused a global pandemic, and the “year without summer” led to a massive typhus outbreak in Ireland which spread across Europe. Contagion is key to Stoker’s novel and to Shelley’s The Last Man (1826); a key moment in Frankenstein is underpinned by terror of the revolutionary “mob,” both proletarian and anti-colonial, and Uriah Derick D’Arcy’s  “The Black Vampire” (1819) features a Haitian slave killed by his owner returning as a vampire, which gets is to contemporary representations of the multitude, such as zombies. So I want to track the monstrous progeny of Tambora as a way to start thinking about the relationships between climate and monsters. The polar regions of the Frankenstein frame story lead to Poe’s Arthur Gordon Pym (with sequels by Jules Verne and others), which leads to Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness (1936) and John W. Campbell’s riposte, ‘Who Goes There?” (1938), the source of John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) and its legacy, including TV shows like Fortitude (2015–18), while other recent polar horror novels include trans characters, characters coming to terms with being the product of in-vitro fertilisation, and so on, which prompts some serious questions about how the things we label monstrous have changed. And so on.

As you can probably tell, it’s all a bit of a jumbled mess in my head at the moment. So far I’ve made two key decisions. I’ve decided to hive off part of my original idea – on the forms monstrosity takes in fiction about fossil fuels – into a separate book, Carbon Monsters. And I know exactly what the opening line is going to be – but that’s a secret for now.

MARTA: That’s lovely. I can’t wait to get to read it.

MARK: Thank you!

The Forgiven (John Michael McDonagh 2022)

and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about John Michael McDonagh’s The Forgiven (2022), which we watched because I really quite liked The Guard (2011) and Calvary (2014), even though the director clearly drew the short straw and his brother got both Brendan Gleeson and the west coast of Ireland that year, is that bad things do happen to these awful people, although sadly those bad things are not bad enough and do not happen to enough of them or anywhere near quickly enough…

White Sands (Roger Donaldson 1992)

and so anyway, having now visited White Sands, New Mexico, it turns out that the best thing about White Sands (Roger Donaldson 1992) is, as I thought thirty years ago when I paid good money to see it in the cinema, not its amazing and far-too-good-for-this-rubbish cast, including Willem Dafoe, Mickey Rourke, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Samuel L. Jackson, M. Emmet Walsh, Maura Tierney, Miguel Sandoval, Mimi Rogers and John P. Ryan, all of whom now look like baby versions of themselves, apart maybe from Walsh and Ryan, but the fact that it manages to draw together all the elements needed for a really tense, tight little B-movie paranoid noir thriller…except for a director capable of making one

My top 23 films of 2022

This year, I have watched 332 films, 208 for the first time – and of those 208, my top 22 were…

No, wait, first some awards

Brownest film
Le daim/Deerskin (Quentin Dupieux 2019)

Best opening sequence containing bad dancing
Limbo (Ben Sharrock 2020)

Best dog
In joint first place Dog (Reid Carolin and Channing Tatum 2022) and Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016) – but definitely not Dog (Andrea Arnold 2010)

Best performance by Daniel Radcliffe
Swiss Army Man (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert 2016), as a farting corpse

Best accidental thematic double bill
Titane (Julia Ducournau 2021) and Trafic (Jacques Tati 1971)

Best (and most unexpected) appearance of a character based on Soviet sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)

Best (and most unexpected) scene of English schoolchildren being taught to sing ‘The Internationale’
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)

Best (and most expected) appearance of a Tawny Pipit
Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)

Here’s my top 23 in roughly this order
Earwig (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2022)
Sambizanga (Sarah Maldoror 1972)
Flux Gourmet (Peter Strickland 2022)
Nope (Jordan Peele 2022)
Radio On (Chris Petit 1979)
X (Ti West 2022)
He qi dao/Hapkido (Feng Huanh 1972)
Bu san/Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Ming-liang Tsai 2003)
Chemi bebia/My Grandmother (Kote Mikaberidze 1929)
Stranger than Paradise (Jim Jarmusch 1984)
Xian si jue/Duel to the Death (Siu-Tung Ching 1983)
Old Joy (Kelly Reichardt 2006)
Un monde/Playground (Laura Wandel 2021)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinart 2022)
Lucky (John Carroll Lynch 2017)
Bacurau (Juliano Dornelles and Kleber Mendonça Filho 2019)
RRR (S.S. Rajamouli 2022)
Dolemite Is My Name (Craig Brewer 2019)
Dorosute no hare de bokura/Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (Junta Yamaguchi 2020)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson 2022)
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh 2022)
Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against the Eunuchs (Stuart Cooper 1974)
The Bad Batch (Ana Lily Amirpour 2016

And here is the full list:
The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (Jack Sher 1960)
4 mosche di velluto grigio/Four Flies on Grey Velvet (Dario Argento 1971)
6 donne per l’assassino/Blood and Black Lace (Mario Bava 1964)
2040 (Damon Gameau 2019)
The 355 (Simon Kinberg 2022)
20 Million Miles to Earth (Nathan Juran 1957)

Abaddon (Jesica Aran 2018)
The Adam Project (Shawn Levy 2022)
Advantageous (Jennifer Phang 2015)
Aelita (Yakov Protazanov 1924)
A.I. – Artificial Intelligence (Steven Spielberg 2001)
Aladdin (Ron Clements and John Musker 1992)
Aladdin (Guy Ritchie 2019)
Algoritmo/Algorithm (Thiago Foresti 2020)
Alien (Ridley Scott 1979)
Alien (Ridley Scott 1979)
All the Old Knives (Janus Metz Pedersen 2022)
Alone (John Hyams 2020)
American Evil (Georgina Lightning 2008)
Aniara (Pella Kågerman and Hugo Lilja 2018)
The Apartment (Billy Wilder 1960)
The Appointment (Lindsey C. Vickers 1981)
Arsenal (Aleksandr Dovzhenko 1929)
Avril et la monde truqué/April and the Extraordinary World (Christian Desmares and Franck Ekinci 2015))

Baby Face (Alfred E. Green 1931)
Bacurau (Juliano Dornelles and Kleber Mendonça Filho 2019)
The Bad Batch (Ana Lily Amirpour 2016)
Bait (Mark Jenkin 2019)
Bait (Mark Jenkin 2019)
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh 2022)
The Batman (Matt Reeves 2022)
Battletruck (Harley Cokeliss 1982)
Before I Hang (Nick Grinde 1940)
Be My Wife (Max Linder 1921)
The Big Combo (Joseph H. Lewis 1955)
The Bishop’s Wife (Henry Koster 1947)
Black Friday (Casey Tebo 2021)
Black Panther (Ryan Coogler 2018)
The Black Room (Roy William Neill 1935)
Blacula (William Crain 1972)
Blade Runner: The Final Cut (Ridley Scott 2007)
Blonde Crazy (Roy Del Ruth 1931)
Boiling Point (Philip Barantini 2021)
The Boogie Man Will Get You (Lew Landers 1942)
The Book of Life (Jorge R. Gutiérrez 2014)
Boss Level (Joe Carnahan 2020)
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (Sam Peckinpah 1974)
A Broken Fan (Before the Big Collapse) (Assaad Khoueiry 2022)
Bubba Ho-Tep (Don Coscarelli 2002)
Bu san/Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Ming-liang Tsai 2003)

CALL END (Hakima Benjamin 2022)
Cat People (Jacques Tourneur 1942)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond 2021)
The Challenge (John Frankenheimer 1982)
Chaos Walking (Doug Liman 2021)
Chemi bebia/My Grandmother (Kote Mikaberidze 1929)
Chibusa yo eien nare/Forever a Woman (Kinuyo Tanaka 1955)
Circle (Aaron Hann and Mario Miscione 2015)
Coco (Lee Unkrich and Adrian Molina 2017)
Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same (Madeleine Olnek 2011)
Come Dancing (Bill Douglas 1971)
The Contractor (Tarik Saleh 2022)
Cop Car (John Watts 2015)
Copshop (Joe Carnahan 2021)
Les Créatures (Agnès Varda 1965)
Creep (Patrick Brice 2014)
Crimes of the Future (David Cronenberg 2022)
Crumbs (Miguel Llansó 2015)
Cure (Kiyoshi Kurosawa 1997)

Le daim/Deerskin (Quentin Dupieux 2019)
Daleks – Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (Gordon Flemyng 1966)
The Dark Mirror (Robert Siodmak 1946)
Day Shift (J.J. Perry 2022)
Dead Slow Ahead (Mauro Herce 2015)
Dementia (John Parker and Bruno Ve Sota 1955)
Un dessert pour Constance/A Dessert for Constance (Sarah Maldoror 1981)
The Devil Commands (Edward Dmytryk 1941)
Diabolik (Mario Bava 1968)
Diabolik (Antonio and Marco Manetti 2021)
Ditadura Roxa/Purple Dictatorship (Matheus Moura 2020)
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (Sam Raimi 2022)
Dog (Andrea Arnold 2010)
Dog (Reid Carolin and Channing Tatum 2022)
Dolemite Is My Name (Craig Brewer 2019)
Don’t Breathe 2 (Rodo Sayagues 2021)
Don’t Look Up (Adam McKay 2021)
Dorosute no hare de bokura/Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (Junta Yamaguchi 2020)
Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder 1944)
Dr. Who and the Daleks (Gordon Flemyng 1965)
Dracula A.D. 1972 (Alan Gibson 1972)
The Driver (Walter Hill 1978)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Druk/Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg 2020)
Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam/The Man Who Saved the World/Turkish Star Wars (Çetin Inanç 1982)

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (Fred F. Sears 1956)
Earwig (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2022)
En fin de conte/A Fairy Tale (Zoé Arène 2021)
Eternals (Chloé Zhao 2021)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinart 2022)
Evil Dead II (Sam Raimi 1987)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
Évolution (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2015)
Executive Decision (Stuart Baird 1996)
Extraction (Sam Hargrave 2020)

Fast and Furious 8 (F. Gary Gray 2017)
Fast and Furious: Hobbs and Shaw (David Leitch 2019)
Fast and Furious 9 (Justin Lin 2021)
A Field in England (Ben Wheatley 2013)
File Under Miscellaneous (Jeff Barnaby 2010)
Filmed in Supermarionation (Stephen La Rivière 2014)
Fire of Love (Sara Dosa 2022)
First Cow (Kelly Reichardt 2019)
First Men in the Moon (Nathan Juran 1964)
Flash Gordon (Mike Hodges 1980)
Flux Gourmet (Peter Strickland 2022)
Foo gwai lip che/Millionaire’s Express (Sammo Hung 1986)
Forbidden World (Allan Holzman 1982)
Force of Evil (Abraham Polonsky 1948)
Fractured (Brad Anderson 2019)
Freaky (Christopher Landon 2020)
Free Guy (Shawn Levy 2021)
A Free Soul (Clarence Brown 1931)
La frusta e il corpo/The Whip and the Body (Mario Bava 1963)
Fury (Fritz Lang 1936)

Gakusei romansu: Wakaki hi/Days of Youth (Yasujiro Ozu 1929)
Gesetze der Liebe/Laws of Love (Magnus Hirschfeld and Richard Oswald 1927)
Get on the Bus (Spike Lee 1995)
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (Jason Reitman 2021)
Giornata near per l’ariete/The Fifth Cord (Luigi Bazzoni 1971)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson 2022)
The Golden Age (Hannah Hamalian 2021)
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (Gordon Hessler 1973)
Gonawindua (Giuliano Cavalli and Jorge Mario Suárez 2011)
The Gray Man (Anthony and Joe Russo 2022)
The Guilty (Antoine Fuqua 2021)

Halloween Kills (David Gordon Green 2021)
The Harder They Fall (Jeymes Samuel 2021)
Harold and Maude (Hal Ashby 1971)
He qi dao/Hapkido (Feng Huanh 1972)
Here Comes Mr. Jordan (Alexander Hall 1941)
High Noon (Fred Zinnemann 1952)
The Hill (Sidney Lumet 1965)
His House (Remi Weekes 2020)
His Wooden Wedding (Leo McCarey 1925)
Holy Motors (Leos Carax 2012)
Hoverboard (Sydney Freeland 2012)
El hoyo/The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia 2019)
Hrútar/Rams (Grímur Hákonarson 2015)

Ice (Robert Kramer 1970)
Ichimei/Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (Takashi Miike 2011)
Idi I smotri/Come and See (Elem Klimov 1985)
Infinite (Antoine Fuqua 2021)
Innocence (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2004)
In the Earth (Ben Wheatley 2021)
Invasão Espacial/Space Invasion (Thiago Foresti 2019)
It Came from Beneath the Sea (Robert Gordon 1955)
I Walked with a Zombie (Jacques Tourneur 1943)

Jason and the Argonauts (Don Chaffey 1963)
Jennifer’s Body (Karyn Kusama 2009)
Jewel Robbery (William Dieterle 1932)
Jingle All the Way (Brian Levant 1996)
Jiu xian shi ba die/World of the Drunken Master (Joseph Kuo 1979)
Jodorowsky’s Dune (Frank Pavitch 2013)
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (Brad Peyton 2012)
Jue quan/Seven Grandmasters (Joseph Kuo 1977)
Jupiter holdja/Jupiter’s Moon (Kornél Mundruczó 2017)

Kajillionaire (Miranda July 2020)
Kajillionaire (Miranda July 2020)
Kaleidoscope (Rupert Jones 2016)
Killer’s Kiss (Stanley Kubrick 1955)
Killing Them Softly (Andrew Dominik 2012)
Kimi no na wa/Your Name (Makoto Shinkai 2016)
King Kong (Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack 1933)
The King’s Man (Matthew Vaughn 2021)
Kona fer í stríð/Woman at War (Benedikt Erlingsson 2018)
Kozure Ôkami: Ko wo kasha ude kasha tsukamatsuru/Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (Kenji Misumi 1972)

Lamb (Valdimar Jóhannsson 2021)
Last Night in Soho (Edgar Wright 2021)
Let Us Be Seen (Elspeth Vischer 2022)
Limbo (Ben Sharrock 2020)
Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against the Eunuchs (Stuart Cooper 1974)
Liu lang di qiu/The Wandering Earth (Frant Gwo 2019)
Locked In (Our Lockdown Stories) (William Powers, Lucy Groenewoud and Amy Browne 2022)
Lola Montes (Max Ophuls 1955)
Looper (Rian Johnson 2012)
The Lost City (Aaron and Adam Nee 2022)
Lou (Anna Foerster 2022)
The Lovely Bones (Peter Jackson 2009)
Lucky (John Carroll Lynch 2017)

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (George Miller 1981)
Malignant (James Wan 2021)
Mandy (Panos Cosmatos 2018)
The Man from Toronto (Patrick Hughes 2022)
The Man They Could Not Hang (Nick Grinde 1939)
The Man with Nine Lives (Nick Grinde 1940)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marlina si pembunuh dalam empat babak?Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts (Mouly Surya 2017)
Marte: Loga/LOGA – Mars Projections (Jane de Almeida 2021)
Marte: Loga/LOGA – Mars Projections (Jane de Almeida 2021)
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Peter Weir 2003)
Matango/Attack of the Mushroom People (Ishirô Honda 1963)
The Matrix Resurrections (Lana Wachowski 2021)
Max Wants a Divorce (Max Linder 1917)
Mayhem (Joe Lynch 2017)
Meek’s Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt 2010)
Meek’s Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt 2010)
Men (Alex Garland 2022)
Mi quan san shi liu shao/The 36 Deadly Styles (Joseph Kuo 1979)
The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek (Preston Sturges 1944)
Missão Berço Esplêndido/Mission Splendid Cradle (Joel Caetano 2021)
Un monde/Playground (Laura Wandel 2021)
Moonfall (Roland Emmerich 2022)
Morgan (Luke Scott 2016)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (Brian Henson 1992)
My Childhood (Bill Douglas 1972)
My Ain Folk (Bill Douglas 1973)
Mysterious Island (Cy Endfield 1961)
My Way Home (Bill Douglas 1978)

Nectar (Lucile Hadzihalilovic 2014)
Neptune Frost (Anisia Uzeyman and Saul Williams 2021)
Nightmare Alley (Guillermo del Toro 2021)
Night of the Eagle (Sidney Hayers 1962)
No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Coen 2007)
Nope (Jordan Peele 2022)
The Northman (Robert Eggers 2021)
Nuevo Rico (Kristian Mercado 2021)

O Brother, Where Art Thou (Joel and Ethan Coen 2000)
Okja (Bong Joon Ho 2017)
Old Joy (Kelly Reichardt 2006)
One Night in Miami… (Regina King 2020)
The Outfit (Graham Moore 2022)

The Pajama Game (George Abbott and Stanley Donen 1957)
Pariah (Dee Rees 2011)
Paris Blues (Martin Ritt 1961)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch 2016)
The Path Without End (Elizabeth LaPensée 2011)
Petit Maman (Céline Sciamma 2021)
Pet Sematary (Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer 2019)
Phantom Thread (Paul Thomas Anderson 2017)
Phase II (Kelly L. Sears 2022)
Pillow Talk (Michael Gordon 1959) 
Pin Cushion (Deborah Haywood 2017)
Playtime (Jacques Tati 1967)
Pleins feux sur l’assassin/Spotlight on a Murderer (Georges Franju 1961)
Poetic Justice (John Singleton 1993)
Point Break (Kathryn Bigelow 1991)
Poltergeist (Tobe Hooper 1982)
Possessor (Brandon Cronenberg 2020)
Princess Tam Tam (Edmond T. Gréville 1935)
The Proposal (Anne Fletcher 2009)
The Purge (James DeMonaco 2013)

Queen & Slim (Melina Matsoukas 2019)

Radio On (Chris Petit 1979)
Random Acts of Violence (Jay Baruchel 2019)
The Reckless Moment (Max Ophuls 1949)
Red-Headed Woman (Jack Conway 1932)
Red Notice (Rawson Marshall Thurber 2021)
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (Johannes Roberts 2021)
Robin Hood (Ridley Scott 2010)
Roman Holiday (William Wyler 1953)
RRR (S.S. Rajamouli 2022)
Ryojin nikki/The Hunter’s Diary (Kô Nakahira 1964)

Sambizanga (Sarah Maldoror 1972)
Scary Places/Shapes and Places (Pamela Falkenberg and Jack Cochran 2020)
Secret Beyond the Door (Fritz Lang 1947)
See Us Come Together (Alyssa Suico 2022)
Seungriho/Space Sweepers (Sung-hee Jo 2021)
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (Nathan Juran 1958)
Shao Lin Si shi ba tong ren/The 18 Bronzeman (Joseph Kuo 1976)
Shao Lin xiao zi/The Shaolin Kids (Joseph Kuo 1975)
Sharpe’s Company (Tom Clegg 1994)
Sharpe’s Honour (Tom Clegg 1994)
Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright 2004)
Shelley (Ali Abbasi 2016)
Sherlock Holmes (Albert Parker 1922)
Sherlock Jr. (Buster Keaton 1924)
Shi fu chu ma/The Old Master (Joseph Kuo 1979)
Shock (Mario Bava 1977)
Showgirls (Paul Verhoeven 1995)
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (Sam Wanamaker 1977)
Singin’ in the Rain (Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly 1952)
Smokey and the Bandit (Hal Needham 1977)
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (Robert Schwentke 2021)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (Jon Watts 2021)
Stranger than Paradise (Jim Jarmusch 1984)
The Suicide Squad (James Gunn 2021)
Swiss Army Man (Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert 2016)

Tawny Pipit (Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders 1944)
Tayne pechati drakona/The Iron Mask (Oleg Stepchenko 2019)
Tenebrae (Dario Argento 1982)
Terminal (Vaughn Stein 2018)
A Terrible Beauty (Iram Ghufran 2022)
A Terrible Beauty (Iram Ghufran 2022)
Terrore nello Spazio/Planet of the Vampires (Mario Bava 1965)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (David Blue Garcia 2022)
They Live (John Carpenter 1988)
The Thief of Bagdad (Raoul Walsh 1924)
Thor: Love and Thunder (Taika Waititi 2022)
Tie zhang xuan feng tui/Lady Whirlwind (Feng Huang1972)
Titane (Julia Ducournau 2021)
Trafic (Jacques Tati 1971)
Tremors (Ron Underwood 1990)
Troll (Roar Uthuag 2022)
Twin Town (Kevin Allen 1997)
The Twonky (Arch Oboler 1953)

Uchûjin Tôkyô ni arawaru/Warning from Space (Kôji Shima 1956)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Tom Gormican 2022)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Tom Gormican 2022)
Uncharted (Ruben Fleischer 2022)
Uncle Buck (John Hughes 1989)
Upstream Color (Shane Carruth 2013)
Us (Jordan Peele 2019)

Valhalla Rising (Nicolas Winding Refn 2009)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (Andy Serkis 2021)
Vuelven/Tigers Are Not Afraid (Issa López 2017)

Warui yatsu hodo yoku menuru/The Bad Sleep Well (Akira Kurosawa 1960)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (Nabwana I.G.G. 2010)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (Nabwana I.G.G. 2010)
The Woman in the Window (Joe Wright 2021)
Work It Class! (Pol Diggler 2021)

X (Ti West 2022)
Xian si jue/Duel to the Death (Siu-Tung Ching 1983)
Xing xing wang/The Mighty Peking Man (Meng-Hua Ho 1977)
Xiu chun dao/Brotherhood of BladeYang Lu 2014)
Yi dai jian wang/The Swordsman of All Swordsmen (Joseph Kuo 1968)
Yip Man ngoi zn: Cheung Tin Cheu/Master Z: The Ip Man Legacy (Woo-Ping Yuen 2018)
You Don’t Nomi (Jeffrey McHale 2019)

Zack Snyder’s Justice League (Zack Snyder 2021)
Zola (Janicza Bravo 2020)
Zvenigora (Alexander Dovzhenko 192

David Gaffney, Out of the Dark (2022)

Thanks to a mutual friend (also called David), David Gaffney sent me a copy of his new novel about a traumatised man obsessed with an obscure British film noir.

Set primarily in the Midlands of the 1980s, Out of the Dark falls somewhere in the terrain triangulated by Mike Hodges’s Get Carter (1971), Chris Petit’s Radio On (1979) and Andrea Arnold’s Red Road (2006).

It is also under the influence of JG Ballard. But its motorways are not London’s near-future-but-never-happened orbitals, nor are its high-rises desublimating enclaves of bourgeois acquisitiveness and hierarchical obsession. Rather, it all takes place in actually-existing concrete landscapes of marginalisation, disconnection and dereliction –  ‘neither in Walsall nor West Bromwich’ and thus ‘equally inconvenient’ in all directions. And it is rather more grungily quotidian and irreal-adjacent than anything in Ballard – closer, perhaps, to M. John Harrison or Ramsey Campbell.

And while the story it tells is full of twists and turns, genre-playfulness and sharp observations – as is the story within the story – what I loved most about Out of the Dark is something much more personal. I was born in Staffordshire, in a small-now-swallowed-in-the-conurbation Staffordshire village, but all my family were from Birmingham, from the Perry Barr/Perry Beeches parts of Great Barr, with outliers in Handsworth and West Bromwich; and behind my paternal grandparents mid-terrace two-up/two-down (with an outside loo), on the far side of the allotments onto which the garden backed, was an aerial stretch of the M6. And although we moved down to Devon when I was four years old, there is something ineffable about the litany of place names threaded through the novel: in chapter five alone, Perry Barr, Great Barr, Sarehole Mill, Kings Heath, Cotteridge, the impossibly distant Worcester, Bourneville, Harborne, Dudley Road, Perry Barr Island, Aston Lane, Swan Island, Billesley, Walsall…

And if this is nostalgia, it is not inappropriate for a novel enamoured of noir – especially when, for me, it is so oneiric and bittersweet.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Nicholas Meyer 1982)

…and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Nicholas Meyer 1982) is the way in which Kirk passes the real Kobayashi Maru test when he is backed into a no-win situation by his two best (i.e., only) friends, barely able to suppress their rivalry for his affection, competing with each other to present him with the bestest of best birthday gifts, with Bones giving him reading glasses and Spock giving him the most monumental edition of Dickens’s A Tale of Two Cities ever printed (more disproportionate even than the Neo’s humungous copy of Baudrillard’s Simulacra and Simulation), so massive in fact that it must be the largest of large-print editions ever printed, and he serenely navigates these tides of desire by changing the conditions of the test and reading it with his reading glasses on…

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Patrick Hughes 2017)

… and so anyway it turns out that the best thing about The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Hughes 2017), and undoubtedly the reason it is currently blighting our screens with a sequel, is not motherfucking Salma “motherfucker” Hayek, motherfuckers, although she is otherwise the best thing The Hitman’s Bodyguard, nor is it the bizarre decision to set part of it in the middle of Coventry…

The Bull Yard, Coventry city centre

…no, the very best thing about The Hitman’s Bodguard is – having inexplicably set some of it in Coventry, which makes no geographical sense – to then have Coventry played by Kensington.

some rich fucks’ houses, Kensington

Finally, the compleat Midsommar (Ari Aster 2019) one-sentence review tweets

Midsommar

So l finally saw Midsommar, or, the Bizarre Demonisation of ‘Scandinavian Style’ Social Democracy

So l finally saw Midsommar, or, the Dangers of Undertheorised Participant-Observation Methodologies

So l finally saw Midsommar, or, the Need for Strong Research Ethics Committees and Rigorous Approval Processes

So l finally saw Midsommar, or, the Never-Decreasing Need for Ari Aster to Hire a Script Editor

So l finally saw Midsommar and I am left wondering: what is the point of dressing up as a bear if you are not then going to punch out a nun?