The Polish are coming! The Polish are coming! Innit.

This, I am told,  is a Cold War-era Polish Army map with phonetic spellings of place names.22851946_10154904991365404_5910444354786122444_nJudging by the way it spells Landen and Saufend, Danny Dyer is clearly the spawn of a Stalinist sleeper cell.

And that Eastenders storyline from earlier this year does make more sense now…