The I Am Legend (2007) haikus

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Manhattan is mine.
Just my dog for company.
And my zombie prey.

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He understands Shrek.
But the point of Bob Marley?
Not a fucking clue.

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He kills the puppy.
Wait! What? He kills the puppy?
Fuck Robert Neville.