The first basic rule
‘Sharing,’ in the immortal words of Thee Faction’s ‘Better than Wages’, ‘like you tell your children’.
The second basic rule
Name your highways ironically
Whenever possible, drive over scary dirt roads in the mountains to stencil signs in not quite the right place
Always lie about the efficacy of local art
Also found in Miami, AZ
The one that got away
Just around the corner from Keystone Rd, Miami, is the police station.
Just around the corner from the police station in Miami is a road they consider a no-go area.
For obvious reasons.
Sadly, there is one dog in Arizona who does not come running up to the fence barking at passersby
The winner
This sign is not in itself amusing until you know its location. Air Force Facility Missile Site 8, aka Titan II ICBM Site 571-7.
It is now the Titan Missile Museum, and the sign merely means ‘do not touch the exhibit’ rather than, say, ‘do not launch a 9 megaton intercontinental ballistic missile’.
Mark Bould 