The Kingsman: The Secret Service (Vaughn 2014) haikus


Not street any more.
Must fit in. Must patronise
and demean women.


Poor yoof confused by
Oedipal complex, class war
and princess anal.


Guillotine’s too good
For them. Exploding implants?
Best fireworks ev-ah.


(Samuel L. Jackson
is bad. Not The Spirit bad.
But Robocop bad.)

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