The Kingsman: The Secret Service (Vaughn 2014) haikus

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Not street any more.
Must fit in. Must patronise
and demean women.

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Poor yoof confused by
Oedipal complex, class war
and princess anal.

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Guillotine’s too good
For them. Exploding implants?
Best fireworks ev-ah.

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(Samuel L. Jackson
is bad. Not The Spirit bad.
But Robocop bad.)