INT: MILLENNIUM FALCON COCKPIT
HAN looks at counter on Millennium Falcon console. It reads 12.
HAN
Probably rounded it up. I’m gonna say less than twelve.
He slides out of his chair and struts out of the cockpit, a shit-eating grin on his face. The cocky motherfucker.
CHEWBACCA shakes his head. He leans forward and hits a button on the counter. The readout switches to one that reads to three decimal places. It now shows 12.499.
CHEWBACCA (in Shyriiwook, despairingly)
Rounding up includes rounding down.
He resets the counter, once more protecting HAN’s fragile little ego.
CHEWBACCA (in Shyriiwook, pedantically)
And it’s not fucking parsecs.
He rises to leave the cockpit.
CHEWBACCA (in Shyriiwook, definitively)
Asshole.
END CREDITS ROLE.
*****
No Bothans were harmed in the making of this film.
Mark Bould 