See, Riverside, see: this is what a river, complete with sides, looks like.
A river with sides. And a fucking waterfall.* On campus.
But not everything is so fancypants. I had to work in a shockingly old and ill-equipped building, for example.
Furthermore, this sculpture of a seated baby elephant turned out to be no such thing.
And the campus is patrolled by casually posed giant robot naked hipsters.
*One of half a dozen. Fucking waterfalls. On fucking campus.