The Cornell Surprise, the Cornell Disappointments

See, Riverside, see: this is what a river, complete with sides, looks like.


A river with sides. And a fucking waterfall.* On campus.


But not everything is so fancypants. I had to work in a shockingly old and ill-equipped building, for example.

Furthermore, this sculpture of a seated baby elephant turned out to be no such thing.


And the campus is patrolled by casually posed giant robot naked hipsters.


*One of half a dozen. Fucking waterfalls. On fucking campus.

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